Going Around The Internet...

A taxpayer voting for a Democrat is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders.

I HEAR BUSH GOT BUSHWACKED!

GREAT SCOTT!!

CRACKER JACK BOX

It occurs to me that we might look in one for a decent Presidential candidate.

HIGHWAY ROBBERY

Gas prices.

Madame, The Problem With This Presidential Election...

Is that there STILL is no one running who I wish to vote for.

HONOR THY FOREFATHERS

God bless those who fought and died for our country
God give us the sense of purpose and resolve to do the same
It is their memory, purpose and resolve
To which we owe our lives and the lives of our children.

McCAIN VEEP RETREAT

McCain is inviting some potential VP candidates to a Memorial Day barbecue retreat at his Sedona, Arizona compound. No doubt, he'll feature his famous Costco beef ribs.

I wonder how much gas they're going to burn over that? I get heartburn just thinking about it. Thank God I wasn't invited....

Hillary Should Be Candidate

If she had the popular votes she is entitled to have from Florida and Michigan, she'd beat Obama.

Meanwhile, back to Gore. He should have been President in 2001, and 9/11 would never have happened, we would not be in Afghanistan or Iraq, and the temperature would be 12 degrees cooler this summer. Of course, Hillary would also be Vice President and ready to take over in 2009, and this Obama irritation wouldn't be here to deal with any way.

WHAT HAPPENS IF HILLARY LOSES?

You don't think she'd run for VP with McCain, do you? Hmmmmm?

McGOVERN IS GOING TO BACK OBAMA?

Isn't THAT just the cat's meow!

GAS TAX SAVINGS A FARCE: Here's The Fact

You're going to save a whopping 18 cents per gallon at the pump?

If gas is selling at $3.75 a gallon, what does that mean?

It means you're saving 5.76 ounces per gallon, or 34.5 teaspoons. Or, if you take an 8 ounce coffee cup and fill it not quite 2/3 full.... well, you get the picture.

You can figure how how much farther you can drive your car for that 18 cents, but by the time you do the math, the price of gas will be $4.00 a gallon.

GAS PROBLEM SOLVED!!!

Just substitute all of the hot air in Washington for gas at the pump and we'll have enough fuel to last forever!!!

FUEL GOUGED AMERICANS: You Have No Rights!

Welcome to the U.S.S.R. (United States Socialist Republic)

GITMO TERRORIST PRISONERS: We Have Rights!

Oh boy! More people with rights that trump ours.......

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS: We Have Rights!

Happy May Day.