PROGRESSIVE

I've been trying for weeks to figure out what the really bad Democrats have in common with the really bad Republicans.  Finally, I know.  They're "Progressives." 


They want to progress us into Marxism. 

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS VANISH!

Since they are no longer in the news, they must not exist?

HILLARY DUMPS BARACK!

Won't serve beyond 2012. 

(Who wants to work for a loser?)

UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE CENTURY - January 27, 2010

"We face a deficit of trust."~ President Barack Obama

TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT!

Monster Quest!

On the History Channel...dummy

PURE COUNTRY GENTLEMAN

Arlen Spector, United States Senator, Esq

TERMINAL ILLNESS

THIS version of Obama's Health Care Plan. 

(But, they're working up a new version because they just know, deep down in their little old hearts, that we didn't mean what we said.)


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THE MORE I SEE OF BARACK OBAMA...

The more I'm reminded of Darth Vader.  

REPUBLICANS REJOICE

They didn't get the Massachusetts message, either. 

BROWN BOMBER STRIKES WASHINGTON

They still don't know what hit 'em!  

(Good God, man!  The Republicans might have finally found a leader?)

WOMAN OVERBOARD!

Martha Coakley

NEW CONGRESSIONAL PROCTOLOGIST

Scott Brown

WHO SAYS WE DON'T WANT A NEW HEALTH CARE SYSTEM?

WE JUST WANT ONE THAT DOESN'T SUCK, THAT'S ALL.

PRESIDENTS UNITE FOR HAITI?

And, just what have any one of them done for US lately?

TRANSPARENCY REDEFINED

El toro poo-poo

(The new Congressional dictionary, unabridged)

AS THE WORLD CHANGES

Much has happened in this world of ours since 1920. Back then, the Hudson  Bay Company founded Canada's second oldest magazine, which has now changed its name due to changing times.  Starting in April, its new name will be "Canada's History," which, hopefully, won't be barred by Internet search engine filters as the current name is.  So long, "Beaver."  And, a cheerful good night to you too, Ms. Pelosi. 

NEBRASKA NOT ONLY ENTITY TO GET HEALTH CARE BREAK

Word is that Pelosi struck a deal behind those ever-closed doors where union members will be exempt from all provisions of the Bill. Maybe she's in line to be the next President of the S.E.I.U.?

(Talk about the "Dirty Dozen!"  Let's see... Obama, Reid, Pelosi, Frank, Dodd, Nelson, Waters, Boxer, Leiberman....)

NBC

NITWIT BROADCASTING COMPANY

PALIN SIGNS WITH FOX

Starts with O'Reilly tonight,
Not to Letterman's delight.

NEW CONGRESSIONAL WEBSITE TELLS IT LIKE IT IS

http://www.obfuscation.org/

WEATHER

Have you noticed that every time Al Gore opens his yap about global warming, the temperature drops another two degrees? 
 

OBFUSCATION & PONTIFICATION

Health Care Bill

DOUCHE BAGS

Evidently, Congress paid no attention to the millions of tea bags sent to them last April. Maybe this year we should send douche bags?

SCURRILOUS BROOM LADY

Nancy Pelosi

PELOSI CHECKERS

Screw what Americans think!  We will do whatever we have to do to get this bill passed!  

YEMENI CHECKERS

Just because the NW Flight 253 would-be bomber was trained in Yemen and just because the Bush Administration discovered that a large percentage of some terrorists released from GITMO went straight back into Al Queda, that's no reason why the Obama Administration shouldn't release 45 to 90 YEMENI GITMO prisoners to Yemen, is it?


Or, is it?

IRANIAN CHECKERS

Iran says that it is prepared to start enriching uranium within 30 days. Why don't we ship them a trillion or so to help them out?  We can do it as an earmark on the Health Care Bill. 

CHINESE CHECKERS

Just a few short years ago, China was our enemy. Now, we owe them our grand children's money. Who's winning this game?