IS THIS WHY WE FIGHT WARS?

So the Obama's of the world can steal our country? 

JOE SESTAK: HOW GUILTY IS THE WHITE HOUSE?

That depends on what your definition of "is" is.  

GARY COLEMAN DIES

Here's hoping he finds some different strokes. 

PLUG THE DAMN HOLE!

Where's Hans Brinker when you need him? 

ART LINKLETTER

All of us kids of the world will miss you.

BEST PLACE TO WATCH 2014 SUPERBOWL - Flip a Coin

HEADS: In the shiny new World Trade Center Mosque

TAILS: In the Court room with Khalid Sheik Mohamed

(How about in the White House with Ayatollah Barack Hussein Obama?)

NORTH KOREA MOVES TROOPS TO BORDER

Obama meets Congress about Cap and Trade. 

NOT A HOT DOG

ANTHONY WEINER. 

DON'T PLAY "CHICKEN" IN NEVADA

Republican Primary Senatorial Candidate Sue Lowden will surely lay an egg if you do. 

NEW INTELLIGENCE CHIEF

I hear he's going to be a genuine Clapper!  (As in, "I can't remember the name, but the face rings a bell?")

WHERE DO YOU PUT A WITCHES BREW?

In a Calderon. 

HOW TO RESOLVE THE GULF OIL TAR PROBLEM

TAR THE CZARS.

I CAN'T FIGURE THIS OUT

There are more Liars in Congress than there are Members....

IRAN EXPORTING ENRICHED URANIUM TO TURKEY

HAPPY THANKSGIVING.  (You can have the damned drumsticks!)

IT'S AN ILL WIND

WHICH BLOWS NO INCUMBENT OUT OF OFFICE

WHAT TO DO WITH GULF OIL TAR

Let's all get some feathers, add it to the tar, and head over to the White House to revisit the Obama Care issue...

FOCUSED

All of Congress... On the polls. 

DON'T GET MAD; GET EVEN

WHITE HOUSE DOCS: OBAMA SUFFERING FROM E.D.

Excessive Dishonesty. 

TEA PARTY WINS AGAIN!

More incumbents bite the dust! (Does anyone back there in Washington get the message yet?)

NATIONAL HEALTH CARE PLAN

Greece has one!  (Got any spare change for a country that's down on its luck?)

SO LONG, LENA

You gave this world far, far more than Barack Obama ever will; you had both dignity and soul. 

GREECE IS JUST THE KIND OF PLACE OBAMA & COMPANY LOVE

A government deeply in debt, run by Socialists and unions, going over the cliff while trying to borrow more money. 

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY

And a tip of the hat to Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer and Maxine Waters. 

GOING UP

Gas prices. 

BAD DAY

Alzheimer's Association sent me an invitation to their website, and now I can't remember where I put it. 

YESTERDAY WAS CINCO DE MAYO

Did you remember to take an illegal out for lunch? 

BEND OVER

Obama wants us to fund Greece's bailout.

ON THIS AUSPICIOUS DAY

Happy Cinco de Mayo, thanks and a tip of the hat to Arizona Governor Jan Brewer!

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THAT DISSENSION IN THE WHITE HOUSE PRESS CORP?

Rambo took care of it. 

SPEAKING OF IMMIGRATION...

Remember back in October of 2008 when Obama was asked why his aunt was in the country illegally?  Remember he denied knowing his aunt, let alone knowing that she was here, let alone illegally?  (Oh, shades of Jeremiah Wright!)  

Remember, he said she'd have to leave?

Well, she's still here.  (Like, hey man!  Now I know why he's in favor of amnesty?  It's part of his new "fairness" doctrine!)

BAD NEWS FOR BP/ARCO

Red Adair died in 2004. 

BLACK HOLE

Obama spending machine.