ONLY TWO MORE DAMNED DAYS TO GO

Before this damned "change" is over.  

(My God, you'd think it was really bad PMS or something...)

NO ONE HAS MORE INTEREST IN THE ELECTIONS THAN

The illegals. 

THE POLITICAL CLAMOR IS SO LOUD

Even Lindsey Lohan cannot get a honorable mention in the news.

BEFORE YOU VOTE FOR BOXER

Remember that she voted FOR the Health Care Bill.

CAN THE REPUBLICANS WIN?

  

OBAMA DISSES REPUBLICANS

I guess it's their fault that the damned health care plan was passed?

MIRROR MIRROR

The last place on earth where they should hang mirrors is on the inside of a bathroom door opposite the commode. 

A GREAT NEW WORLD AWAITS US

If we get rid of all the politicians we do not like, soon there will be none left and we can begin to live our lives in peace and solitude. 

NPR

Nitwits, Pickle-heads and Rag-bags

ELECTIONS ARE DOWN TO THE WIRE

I don't know whether that is better than a G-String, or not. 

SMOKE AND MIRRORS =

INCUMBENTS

MILITARY VOTE WON'T COUNT

Once again, overseas military votes won't count.  They still haven't fixed the problem from the last election.  Do you suppose the fact that most military votes are Republican has anything to do with it?

DEMOCRATS PUSH TO HELP SENIORS BEFORE ELECTION

Aren't these the same yokels who told us how great the new health care was going to be for seniors?  You know how they have proven themselves to be... if you can't earn the votes, buy them with the taxpayer's money. 

MR. POPULARITY

As far as testimonial support goes and on the campaign trail these days, Obama is not quite as popular as a turd in a punch bowl. 

REMEMBER THIS ON NOVEMBER 2ND

THERE'S NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR...

That Jerry Brown and Meg Whitman are having a torrid love affair. 

JUDGE RULES AGAINST DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL

Don't look at me.  I'm not saying anything to anybody about anything. 

WHY HARRY REID REMINDS ME OF ABE LINCOLN

IF HARRY REID WINS REELECTION...

It'll be a cold day in Wadsworth before I'll ever spend another nickel gambling in that state. 

GOD BLESS NANCY PELOSI

Prettiest smile of the year, according to National Geographic Magazine. 

NO WONDER OBAMA LOVES LINCOLN

"The great thing about the internet is you can make up just about anything even if it's not true"  - Abraham Lincoln

I HEARD THAT

93.26% of Americans who are planning to vote for incumbents in November do not qualify for mental health services under the new Health Care Bill. 

OBAMA STUMPS FOR VOTES

FATHEADS NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT, TOO

News leaked out yesterday that the White House is ordering all states which receive federal money report their part-time temporary election workers as being full-time employees. In the meantime, the Gallup Poll is saying that real unemployment rose to 10.1%. 

CHINESE UFO WAS MILITARY TEST

Now THAT ticks me off.  For a while there, I thought we were finally going to find out where Obama was born...

ELECTION QUESTION

Why would the Democrats be running political ads in Spanish in Mexico?

FROM MY INSURANCE COMPNY

I know that Obama said I could keep the same plan I had, but the company is going to cancel it and the rate for something I don't want will be 23% higher than the one I lost.  Obama and all of his friends in Congress who voted for the new plan are lying s.o.b's. 

WHAT S THE SINGLE GREATEST PIECE OF LEGISLATION BARBARA BOXER EVER SPONSORED?

You mean to tell me she's never sponsored any legislation at all? Maybe she's been too busy talking down to Generals? 

You just watch...Those Californians will never be out done.  They'll re-elect her. 

DECISIONS, DECISIONS, DECISIONS

Would you rather that Hummer goes out of business, or Hooters? 

ANOTHER HOLLYWOOD ICON BITES THE DUST

So long, Tony. 

HANG ON TO YOUR WALLETS, WATCHES AND PURSES!

Congress is home on recess!