WELL, THE WEDDING IS OVER

Now for the consummation. 

TODAY IS THE DAY OF THE BIG WEDDING

Somewhere, some place, somebody will get married today.  BFD. 

SIDESHOWS AND CARNIVAL BARKERS

Democrats talk about the budget. 

THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN TWO POINTS

The distance between Obama's ears. 

WINE IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH

That explains why politicians live so long.

But, too much wine rots the brain.

And that explains why they make the decisions they do. 

INFLATION ROARS BY 19%

Obama's ego grows. 

WHY THIS EASTER IS SO SPECIAL

Obama is running for reelection. (The Messiah needs to run for reelection?)

EASTER SUNDAY AT THE WHITE HOUSE

OBAMA NEEDS SURGERY!

He needs to have a glass stomach so he can see his way around. 

OBAMA'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE

Cracker Jack box. 

ANOTHER OBAMA COMMISSION GOING TO GET CANNED?

Under pressure from advocates and the 2012 re-election calendar, President Barack Obama yesterday enlisted a diverse group of elected officials and religious, business, labor, civil rights leaders and law enforcers to help build support for a long-stalled overhaul of the nation's immigration laws. (Didn't he just can his budget commission for being too honest?) 

AMERICA'S CREDIT RATING DINGED

Makes you really want to run out and buy some U.S. Savings Bonds, doesn't it? 

NANCY, WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHUT UP?

HAPPY EASTER

Go lay a budget.  (Does anyone smell rotten eggs around here?)

SOLUTION FOR FAA TOWER SLEEPERS

Why don't they just install alarm clocks? (Duh....)

OUR EDUCATION TAX DOLLRS AT WORK

PELOSI'S SOLUTION TO BUDGET CRISIS

Merge PBS with Planned Parenthood.  No kidding, I'm serious!  (Don't you wonder if she takes her brain out of the box it came in, so she can play with it?)

OBAMA CALLS TRUMP A CIRCUS SIDESHOW

And Obama is the main event. 

ARMAGEDDON IS HERE!

2012 budget fight begins!

OUR POLITICIANS ARE LIKE WASHING MACHINES

Agitating.   

$38 BILLION?

We had all of this drama and hype for $38 billion?  Wasn't this just a big waste of our time and energy? 

GADHAFI & REID; PEAS IN A POD

"Throw the women and kids under the bus!"

THE REAL PROBLEM WITH THE BUDGET IS...

They can't make it all add up!

PELOSI WARNS YOU WILL SUFFER

You will suffer if the Republicans get their budget cuts.  Your children will not get educated, millions will die from malnutrition, seniors will go without medical care and shelter, the Potomac River will run backwards and all of the straws will fall out of Nancy's broom.   

HILLARY COULD BEAT OBAMA IN 2012

I think even Charlie Sheen could beat Obama in 2012

IS OBAMA THE EVEREADY BATTERY?

Just running, and running and running. 
How long would it take to run to Kenya? 

MILITARY TROOPS TO WEAR WARM, FUZZY SLIPPERS

To comply with Obama's promise of "no boots on the ground" in Libya.

ADMINISTRATION APPROVES BONUSES FOR BAILED OUT FIRMS

The Obama Administration's pay Czar has approved big cash bonuses for four firms that have yet to pay back their bailout loans, including AIG.  (Don't forget to pay your taxes on time.)

IF YOU'RE NOT WORKING FOR THE GOVERNMENT...

You're either underpaid or unemployed. 

TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT

HE'S GOT A BIRTH CERTIFICATE!!!