THIS IS MY LAST POST

Unit next year...January 3rd.  Hopefully, this new year will be better than last, for all of us. 

PARLOR GAMES?

Nancy Pelosi is settling into $10,000 a night digs in Hawaii, as she did last year.  Obama is in Hawaii, too.  I wonder if Michelle knows about this? 

EXODUS BEGINS

Democratic Ben Nelson has announced he will not seek reelection.  He's a  smart man who doesn't want to see the numbers in November.   

WAR HORSE

That's what they call Obama on the golf course. 

REPLACE CONGRESS

With Sesame Street. 

FORGET WASHINGTON

Try and have a 

MERRY CHRISTMAS

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS

Is for Congress and the President to resign. 

NO CHRISTMAS CARD FROM YOUR CONGRESSMAN THIS YEAR

Too much postage and they're trying to balance the budget. 

ENJOY CHRISTMAS IN A SPECIAL WAY THIS YEAR

It will be Obama's last Christmas.  The Mayan Calendar ends on December 21, 2012. 

KIM JONG

Is no longer "IL."

OUR NEXT PRESIDENT

You know, there's not a damned name out there on either side that I really want to vote for.  Where's Mickey Mouse when you desperately need him? 

OBAMA'S POLLS

Are lower than a snake's belly. 

DILEMMA: IF CONGRESS EVER STANDS UP AND DOES ITS JOB...

200 Million Americans will die of heart failure. 

CAN'T MAKE UP YOUR MIND ON REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE?

Maybe we should have another debate...

DID OBAMA CHEAT?

They're saying that Obama may not have qualified for the Indiana presidential race in 2008.  Evidently, there was massive fraud in the process.  Now, I'm sure Obama had nothing to do with that, aren't you?  

Gimmee an "A"
Gimmee a "C"
Gimmee an "O-R-N!"

ROMNEY MUST BE DESPERATE

He got Christine O'Donnell to endorse him. 

PELOSI RIPS CATHOLICS

Nancy Pelosi is ticked off at the Catholic Church for taking a stand against her beloved ObamaCare bill, because the bill provides for birth control contraceptives.  Some businesses may have to provide the coverage against their moral objections.  She is whining about "this conscience thing," as if she had a conscience anyway.  

UNMITIGATED GALL

So, Obama threatened Congress they had better pass his payroll tax cut or they're going to have to spend Christmas in session.  It's too important for the American people.  

And just where do you think our pal Barry is going to be if that happens?  Hawaii on a 17 day vacation. 

WHY DOES OBAMA VISIT HAWAII SO OFTEN?

He likes to be close to his birth certificate. 

BARNEY FRANKFARTER HEADING FOR SPORTS JOB

CNN just reported the actual reason Barney Frank retired

was to become an Assistant Football Coach at Penn State.

NEW MOVIE ABOUT OBAMA

"ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST"

IF OUR GOVERNMENT LOAD GETS ANY HEAVIER

Washington will fall off into the Potomac. 

PELOSI THREATENS GINGRICH

This sounds like Pearl Harbor Day, all over again.  Go ahead, Miss Prim & Proper: make my day.  (As if she thinks HER poo poo doesn't stink.)

WHY WE FUND THE PENTAGON

The Iranians claim they shot down an unmanned U.S. drone.  After 48 hours of being unsure, the Pentagon says they think they are missing a drone from Afghanistan and they're working to try and find out where it is.  Give those guys a raise and put them in charge of Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae.   

POST OFFICE SOLUTION

The Post Commission answer as to how to get the USPO out of red ink is..... slow down the delivery service and raise rates.  (Uhh, I hate to say this, but if this idea was going to work, the USPO would already be making billions of dollars in profits.)   

CHRISTMAS DEAL

Do NOT try to impose your atheistic views on me and I will not pray for your soul. 

WE COULD CLOSE DOWN CONGRESS & THE WHITE HOUSE

Without raising unemployment by more than .01%. 

VOTING PRIORITIES

If any Republican candidate except Romney wins, I will vote for them against Obama.  If Romney wins, I’ll be at the bar, drinking. 

OFF TO NEVER, NEVERLAND

Michael Jackson's attorney.