GOVERNMENTAL QUESTION OF THE YEAR

What do you call a bus load of Congressmen going over a cliff?  

Bye, bye now.  

What do you call the same bus going over the cliff with three empty seats? 

A dirty, rotten, crying and ugly tragedy. 

WHY CONGRESS IS LIKE THE NBA

All they want to do is run around and play with their balls. 

THE EPITOME OF "THE DARK SIDE"

Congress and the President. 

IF I WAS A MEMBER OF CONGRESS

I'd be too damned embarrassed to show my face in public. 

MOVING DAY

I suppose we could move Congress and the President out onto Alcatraz Island and then have it secede from the Union...

CONGRESS & THE PRESIDENT

They'll be the only people out spending our money this Christmas season...

MY THANKSGIVING DAY PRAYER

Please God, shut down our government until after the 2013 Inauguration. 

MICHELLE AND JILL WENT TO THE RACES

At the NASCAR Races in Homestead, Florida, Michelle Obama and Jill Biden were warmly welcomed with lots of "Booooooooooooos."  Look for taxes to go up at the race tracks next year.  

Really, you shouldn't laugh at that, you lazy American.  It's not nice.  

ONE THING WE WILL NOT BE GETTING FOR CHRISTMAS

A full accounting of the stimulus and TARP money. 

I FOUND HIM! I FOUND HIM!

The turkey is in the White House!

OBAMA'S UNCLE WANTS AMNESTY

That's right... Onyango Obama, another illegal alien from Kenya who has been fighting deportation for 12 years, wants amnesty.  He was recently arrested in Framingham, MA on a drunk driving charge, but there is no evidence that he'd been having a beer with his nephew in the Rose Garden. 

BANKRUPT

Obama's ideology. 

THERE'S NO OUTHOUSE AT THE WHITE HOUSE

Which, of course, explains why everyone there is full of s--t. 

AND THE REPUBLICAN NOMINEE IS....

WALLY CLEAVER

THE OPPOSITE OF "PATRIOTS"

Congress. 

PELOSI'S BLOOMERS

OBAMA'S TRIP TO HAWAII

Maybe THIS time he can come back with a real, genuine birth certificate?

THANK GOD FOR JOE PATERNO

Herman Cain is no longer the eye of the storm. 

IT'S 11-11-11

The world ended 11 minutes, 11 seconds ago; you are now officially a figment of your own imagination.... unless you're a Democrat, of course.     

THE REAL QUESTION FOR CAIN

Was he born in the United States? 

SMOKIN' JOE

So long, Mr. Frazier.  Smokin' Joe ain't smokin' no more. 

BUSY BODY

No wonder Herman Cain never accomplished anything in his life; he was too busy chasing women around the office. 

OKLAHOMA HAS AN EARTHQUAKE

Shake those grits, baby. 

ANDY ROONEY

One of those Great American Icons who brought us some order to our lunacy.  Via con Dios. 

RIDDLE

Question:  Who knew nothing, saw nothing and heard nothing? 

Answer: Eric Holder, the fast and furious Attorney General. 

CAIN'S AD: THE SMOKER

With all of the ruckus being created over that ad, all I can say is that God the guy wasn't fat as well. 

ONE OF CAIN'S ACCUSERS

Her name is Jennifer Flowers. 

Just kidding.  Just kidding. 

JUST REMEMBER THIS...

A vote for Obama means more change. 

WHAT OBAMA FEARS MOST

That we WILL cling on to our guns and religion.