SORRY ASS

George Sor os

SEXY JANET

It's a tossup between Napolitano and Reno. 

SHORT MAN SYNDROME

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

SPACE CADET

Neil Armstrong, a real pioneer now truly "lost in space." 

REPUBLICAN CONVENTION THEME SONG

Elephant Walk

LOST HIS SHIRT IN LAS VEGAS

Prince Henry

STARCHED SHORTS

Mitt Romney

LADY KILLER

Drew Peterson

LOST TOUCH WITH REALITY

Michael Bloomberg

PARIAH

Missouri Senator Todd Akin

PHYLLIS

It is with deep regret,

We will never forget;

The void in our lives that needed a filler,

Like Phyllis Diller. 

ANTI-CHRISTS

Liberals

ROUGH RIDER

Joe Arpaio

BLACK KNIGHT OF THE APOCALYPSE

Barrrrack Obama

BOWELS IN AN UPROAR

Rush Limbaugh

SNAKE IN THE GRASS

Eric Holder

BLOW HARD

Donald Trump

BUMBLING IDIOT

Joe Biden

STUCK IN THE MUCK

Harry Reid

SMILEY FACE

Paul Ryan

DRAMA QUEEN

Nancy Pelosi

UNACCEPTABLE

Dirty, rotten, lying, sleazy campaign ads.  All they prove is that the politician using them has nothing of favorable substance to discuss. 

HOW TO GET A FREE COLLEGE EDUCATION

Cross the Mexican border illegally. 

SHORT LIST

Midgets for Romney.

DIRTY HARRY

Foul-mouthed, rotten liar... Distinguished U.S. Senate Majority Leader from the great State of Nevada...  The epitome of American liberalism and hatred. 

IT'S TOO BAD

That Obama doesn't have a God to pray to. 

MARS LANDING TONIGHT

Word from the White House is that Obama will personally guide the capsule to a landing from the Situation Room, with Hillary, Harry, Nancy and Joe standing by.  Look for photo's tomorrow. 

REMEMBER AMERICA'S SWEETHEARTS?

QUIT YOUR BELLYACHING

If you don't like the fact that Obama and his cronies are destroying our Constitution and our freedoms, shut the hell up and DO something about it. 

CLING ON TO YOUR GUNS AND RELIGION...

Obama is serious about wanting to get reelected. 

WILD BILL TO SPEAK AT DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION

I wonder if Monica will be there?  Cigar anyone?