DOUBLE WHAMMY BLOWHARD

When the politico bags of wind are out on the campaign trail in the middle of a hurricane. 

STORMY WEATHER

All of the way across the northeast.  Also, penetrating the Obama campaign as poll numbers start going south. 

OBAMA'S MOST VALUABLE POSSESSIONS

The media and the press.

FOUR MORE YEARS?

SMOKE AND MIRRORS

Obama's White House

REMEMBER THAT 3:00 AM WHITE HOUSE PHONE CALL?

When Obama got his call about Benghazi, he got on Air Force One and headed for Vegas. 

THAT EXPLAINS IT

I was thinking the other night that the stupid things coming out of Debbie Wasserman Schultz' mouth qualify her to have a full frontal lobotomy.  Upon further reflection, I realize now that she's already had one. 

A STRONG AMERICA

We can do this.  All we have to do is: 

 

PRESIDENTIAL

After last night... Not Obama. 

QUESTION OF THE YEAR

Would you rather watch Monday Night Football or the debate? 

INTELLIGENCE

What the White House lacks, in more ways than one. 

WHO HAS MORE STORIES THAN THE LIBRARY OF CONGRESS?

Obama.  Everyone in the whole country, except one, came up with the same answer. 

FANG

Obama's new nickname. 

TOWN HALL MEETING

Where they hang politicians out to dry. 

FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET

Felix Baumgartner

OBAMA'S ACHILLE'S HEEL?

Benghazi. 

RUDE & CRUDE MACHINE

Joe Biden.

GAFFE

Short for giraffe.  

Also use to describe a high-brow Vice-Presidential remark. 

DYSFUNCTIONAL

United States Government

$50

Remember when you used to be able to fill your gas tank for less than $50? 

FACEBLANK

The look on Obama's mug during the great debate. 

OBAMA LIKES HIM SO MUCH...

Let's give him the Big Bird for Election Day. 

7.8%

The greatest lie ever told. 

OBFUSCATE AND PONTIFICATE

Obama Administration

SEQUESTRATION

The art of separating the taxpayer from his money with his knowing it. 

WHY OBAMA FAILED IN DEBATE

It was the night of his wedding anniversary.  Michelle had just informed him that she had a headache. 

BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES

White House reaction to Benghazi, Libya and Naco, Arizona. 

HUGO CHAVEZ

Would vote for Obama if he could vote here.  (How nice.) 

DEBATE

How you catch a fish, with de bate. 

DONKEY

The appropriate symbol of the Democratic Party. 

ZERO

The economic forecast of the Obama future.  ("Just give me four more years, I'll somehow manage to get it right yet!")