LOWER THAN A SNAKE'S BELLY

Obama's poll ratings. 

WHTE HOUSE EASTER EGG ROLL

If sequestration were real, we wouldn't have one.  Think of all of the money the government could save on eggs. 

EASTER

Banned at Heritage Elementary School in Madison, Alabama.  Nope... you can't even talk about it.  Go lay an egg. 

GOOD FRIDAY

Bad President

POLL DANCER

Nancy Pelosi

OBAMACARE

It makes me sick just to think about it. 

BACKGROUND CHECK

What we should have done on Obama before we elected him. 

BUDGET

If you can't move it, budge it.   

ASSAULT WEAPON

Michael Moore's mouth. 

SPRING

What you do when you release criminal illegal aliens from prison without legal authority. 

LUXURY

Enjoy a new level of luxury.  Take a Carnival Cruise today. 

CHEMICAL WEAPON

Miss Piggy's douche. 

"KIM JUNG UN"

What you say when you have a bad case of constipation. 

CONSERVATIVE

Unlike others, someone who believes in America, its history, its Constitution and its future.   

HAPPY SAINT PADDY'S DAY, BARACK!

ENTITLEMENT

The government conned you out of it; now they're entitled to it and you can't have it back. 

MISTER CLEAN FACE

http://www.lvrj.com/news/19275809.html

PELOSI

Always lets her mouth overload her asshole.

CARDINALS

I hear that the Cardinals are holding spring training in Rome this year....

DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME

One hour less in which to figure out your income taxes. 

FILIBUSTERER

A MAN WHO LIKES THE SOUND OF HIS OWN VOICE. 

LET'S DANCE

CONGRESSIONAL WHITE HOUSE DINNER

EVERY AMERICAN'S DREAM

Government shutdown. 

POT

Where Obama sits while listening to Rush Limbaugh.  

DESPOT

Despot here is different than dat pot there. 

SINK HOLE

Where all of our tax money goes. 

PERPETUAL STATE OF COMBAT

Today's White House. 

PERMANENT VACATION

I'm working on a dream cruise for us Americans.  I want to charter the Carnival ship Triumph for a one way trip up the river for all members of Congress and the occupants of the White House.  Send me $5.00. 

$349 MILLION

The amount of your tax money wasted on Federal agency meetings and conferences in 2012. 

DEVASTATION

What we all woke up to as the first day of Sequestration kicked in...

LIQUOR STORE EMPLOYEE FIRED

-----  You gotta love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A  new employee of the Grant Park Liquor Store in Half Moon Bay, California, was fired immediately after serving his first customer. A Mr. Germander Mohammad Singh came in and asked the clerk if he could recommend a good port. The employee replied, "Try Long Beach .."