ARE YOU A BELIEVER YET?

HOLDER

BYE BYE, NOW. 

THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN THESE GUYS IN WASHINGTON

Was Attila the Hun, hon. 

RUMOR HAS IT

Jody Arias is engaged to O.J. Simpson. 

GOD BLESS AMERICA

GOD DAMN JEREMIAH WRIGHT

OBAMA'S CHANGE

It's like going from a bottle of imported French Bordeaux to a bottle of Thunderbird. 

THE ONLY THING THAT CAN TWIST AND TURN FASTER THAN A TORNADO

Barack Hussein Obama. 

THE NEW MR. CLEAN

AMOK

What Obama is in... A muck. 

THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

Is wrinkled. 

OBAMA AND O.J. MUST BE RELATED

Neither one is ever to blame for anything. 

OBAMA KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RIGHT AND WRONG

He's right and you're wrong. 

ON THE TIP OF OBAMA'S TONGUE

"I am not a crook."

SPEAKING OF TRANSPARENCY

What ever happened to the FAST & FURIOUS investigation? 

A.P.

Out from underneath Obama's thumb? 

NEW HIGH-MILEAGE VEHICLE

It's called a bicycle. 

I.R.S.

Your friendly, neighborhood community service agency. 

PRINCE HARRY

Now has clothes. 

WHY CARTER LIKES OBAMA

Obama makes even Carter look good. 

CONGRESSIONAL HEARING

Non-existent, since they never listen to a word we citizens have to say. 

HUCKSTER

A seller of shoddy goods, i.e.: Obama, Pelosi, Reid and ObamaCare. 

ALIEN BEING

Anyone from Pocatello, Idaho. 

QUACK, QUACK

Lame duck President. 

COVER UP

What you do to roast duck under glass.

AMNESTY

What Obama is going to be looking for when we get to the bottom of Benghazi. 

HOTTER THAN A CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF

Benghazi Massacre story. 

THE INFAMOUS RED LINE

Drawn by a paper tiger. 

RACIAL PROFILING

Thank GOD they didn't use it in Boston, right? 

GOOD MORNING THERE, SUNSHINE

MOVING RIGHT ALONG ON THE BOSTON MARATHON INVESTIGATION

The F.B.I. is now trying to determine whether or not the two brothers, Tamerlan and Dahokhar Tsarnaev, knew each other. 

F.B.I.

Freackin' Bungling Idiots