IT WAS ALL HER FAULT

That's why she's gone...

 

OBAMACARE DYSFUNCTION

CIALIS WON'T HELP. 

PELOSI IS STILL IMMERSED IN IT

"The fog," that is. 

HOW TO MAKE AMERICANS LOSE WEIGHT

Make all chairs and seats narrower.  Let's start with the airlines...

YOU'LL HAVE LOT'S TO BE THANKFUL FOR THIS THANKSGIVING

Gosh and gee whillickers... The ObamaCare website is going to be working!  Trust me!

TRANSPARENT

That's Obama: You can see right through him. 

PETULANCE

One of Obama's finer attributes. 

"MONKEY COURT"

The first accurate description I've heard of Congress in years. 

POPE LEFT ALONE IN VATICAN!

The Cardinals are all out of town playing baseball. 

WHERE OBAMACRATS GO TO COLLEGE?

The University of Maryland recently hosted a workshop for interested students to teach them how to pleasure themselves using various sex toys. 

THERE COULD BE TRUTH TO THE RUMOR

That Jesus will not return to Earth because He can't tolerate the politics. 

JFK'S BRAIN MISSING

Researchers say John F. Kennedy's brain has been missing for years.  They also conclude that Obama doesn't have it. 

AMERICA'S MOST WANTED?

BLOGGERS AND TALKING HEADS

Y'all should be in fear of us, shakin' in your American boots, 'cause we just might say somethin' that would upset the President if you read it. 

OH PLEASE, MR. CUSTER!

Find this country a leader!

BIMBO

Nancy what's-her-face. 

NATIONAL DEBT SOLUTION

Why don't we have the American citizens at large settle the amount of the national debt ceiling every two years during the November elections?  Why should we leave the decision up to the "big spenders" in Washington? 

HOW TO NAVIGATE THE OBAMACARE WEBSITE

Step 1: Turn off your computer.
Step 2: Turn on your TV.
Step 3: Tune in to the Mickey Mouse Show.  

CAN YOU IMAGINE THE AUDACITY OF THE PRESIDENT

To shut down the Statue of Liberty in one breath and to say we need to resolve the immigration issues in the next breath?  Duhhh? 

HOW TALKS ARE PROGRESSING

Things are progressing on the budget talks in Washington.  Up until now, they've been getting on TV and saying, "He's an asshole!"  Now, they're looking directly at each other and saying, "You're an asshole!" 

Yep!  That's progress, in Democratic speak. 

Columbus would be so proud he found this continent... 

 

OBAMA GETS THE SHORTS

The new N.S.A. top security domestic spying center in Utah is full of electrical problems. 

KEEP ON TRUCKIN'

That's the saying of the day in Washington, DC. 

THERE'S NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR

That the Washington Redskins are changing their name to the Washington Barack-Baracks. 

NAME CALLING

99% of the politicians give the rest a bad name. 

SHUTDOWN

It's too darned bad we can't shut their flappin' gums down. 

CAD

At first, I thought they were talking about the White House limo, but I now understand they were talking about the President. 

I CHECKED THE OBAMACARE WEBSITE

It said: "Take two aspirin, send in $500.00 and check back in the morning."

FATWAH

An overweight Wah. 

DIGITIZED

The government is requiring all medical providers to digitize all health-related information on every patient and to make that information available on-line to the government health care authorities.  

I've got a digit I'd like to give them....

HEALTH CARE EXCHANGE

I'll trade you my doctor for yours. 

AMANDA KNOTTS

Square knots with an Italian twist. 

TOAD

A person who is deemed to be despicable or contemptible.  Okay... it's a tossup between Reid and Obama.