HAPPY THANKSGIVING

FROM THE TURKEY IN CHARGE

 

Enjoy the holiday.  See you Monday.  

Don't forget to talk about signing up for ObamaCare during dinner.  Just pulling your leg, pardon the play on words. 

IT'S A FACT

If no one signs up for and pays for ObamaCare.... Obama still won't get the damned message. 

WINTER IS HERE

It's cold enough out there to freeze your Obamas off. 

NOW THAT OBAMA HAS SINGLE-HANDEDLY BROUGHT PEACE WITH IRAN....

We owe it to him to forget about Benghazi, Fast & Furious, N.S.A., I.R.S., D.O.J., election fraud and ObamaMare.  Right? 

SENATORS WHO VOTED FOR OBAMACARE IN 2010

REID & COMPANY AFTER PASSING NUCLEAR OPTION

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9PVhIMr4ScI

THE REAL TURKEY IN THE ROOM

Is ObamaCare. 

OBAMA'S MAJOR ACCOMPLISHMENTS

Uhh.... maybe we should change the subject. 

THE DOCTOR IS IN

Nancy Pelosi said of Obamacare:  We have to pass it before we can examine it….

which is the clinical definition of a stool sample.

DELETE

How you get rid of elitists. 

NANCY PELOSI IS DIFFERENT THAN MOST DEMOCRATS

She's able to lie out of THREE sides of her mouth at the same time! 

OBAMA'S NEW GUN CONTROL PLOY

He plans on raising the cost of mandatory health insurance and taxes so high that no one can afford to own a gun. 

THEY'VE RENAMED OBAMACARE WEBSITE

It's now the OBAMAMARE Website. 

EARLY LIFE

Scientists have found bacterial evidence of life on earth some 3.5 billion years ago in a rock found in northwest Australia.  There is no truth to the rumor that John McCain's signature was found on the rock. 

NO CONGRESSIONAL SURPRISE

According to a recent survey, only 9% like the way Congress is doing its job.  The 9% includes Members of Congress, staffers, the Congressional barber and the shoeshine guy. 

HUMBLE PIE

Barry's ObamaCare dessert. 

A HUGE SIMILARITY BETWEEN GEORGE WASHINGTON AND BARACK OBAMA

Neither one ever told a lie. 

VETERANS DAY MESSAGE FROM THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF

"I'm sorry."

"YOU CAN KEEP YOUR DOCTOR"

"I'M SORRY..."

"But, I'll bet you're sorry now." 

WARNING

Anyone who watched the Country Music Awards and laughed at the ObamaCare jokes will be audited by the I.R.S. 

GLITCH

If the ObamaCare website is a "slight glitch," I'd hate to see what a "big glitch" looks like. 

SPIDERBAMA

So, if your insurance company changed your plan in 2012, and Obama said in late 2012 that your could keep your plan.... period.... then why is the insurance company now cancelling your new plan?  When at first you plan to deceive, you're going to get caught in the webs you weave. 

CONEY ISLAND

Where all of the Cone Heads live.... Pelosi, Bloomberg, Reid, Waters....

NOT EVEN RINGLING BROTHERS...

Could put on a circus like the one we have at the White House. 

THERE IS TRUTH TO THE RUMOR...

A legislator gave Sebelius a copy of "WEBSITES FOR DUMMIES." 

DECEIT

To take away someone's chair.  As in, Obama sold Americans ObamaCare by deceit, which is why you can't afford to buy any chairs for your house. 

PERIOD

The most regretted word in Obama's vocabulary.