IMPEACH

LEGAL OPINION

Attorneys are like assholes; all they do is fabricate crap. 

RAPE

ObamaCare

HOW TO INCREASE OBAMACARE SIGNUPS

Instead of blowing taxpayer money trying to convince people to sign up for ObamaCare, why not use this advertising line: "It's positively the worst, dumbest and most costly legislation ever passed in America."  

I'll guarantee you that all of the left-wing liberals in the country will go and sign up for it. 

OBAMA TOP'S THIS LIST

The single most dangerous threat to our national security is indeed not Russia; it's Barack Hussein Obama. 

IMPEACH NUMB NUTS

No further comment necessary. 

DAMNED RIGHT I'M A RACIST

I'm a member of the Tea Party Patriots and the last thing I want in our country is a President who wants to destroy us whether he be black, green, white or Mexican.  And, given the quality of THIS black President, it will be a cold day in hell before I vote for another BLACK President, except maybe for Ben Carson or Allen West. 

IT'S TOO BAD THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T HAVE...

A President. 

THERE'S NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR...

That they're having a Tea Party at the White House. 

DANGER! DANGER, VLADIMIR!

Obama's gonna slap another sanction on you!

Danger!  Danger! 

HOW DARE YOU SAY...

OUR SHIT STINKS 

THERE COULD BE TRUTH TO THE RUMOR...

That the EPA and the DHS are going to start requiring no smoking sections in cemeteries. 

DILLUSIONAL

Barack Hussein Obama. 

OBAMACARE SIDE EFFECTS

SIDE EFFECTS OF OBAMACARE:

Headache, delayed treatment, empty wallet and zero choice. 

THE LUCK OF THE IRISH

Did you ever stop to think, if it hadn't been for the luck of the Irish we wouldn't have Obama as President? 

HILLARY FOR PRESIDENT

HYPOCRITES

A tightly knit group of Left-Wing radical Democrats, including Obama, Pelosi, Reid, Wasserman-Schultz, Clinton and other establishment elitists.  Sometimes referred to as "numbskulls." 

RACIST

Anyone other than a left-wing, Obama Democrat. 

TODAY IS THURSDAY THE 13TH

That must mean Obama is still in office. 

ASK THE SURGEON GENERAL

Why is it that smoking tobacco is bad for your health and smoking pot is not?

WHY I'M NOT MAD AT HARRY REID

Who could get mad at a guy known for years in Vegas as "Mr. Clean Face?"  Check it out on Google. 

YOU CAN'T TEACH OLD DOGS NEW TRICKS

That's the best reason in the world to elect a whole new Congress. 

PUTIN NOMINATED FOR NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

Why not?  He's so much Obama... Handsome, suave, smooth talking and Marxist to the nth degree.  In fact, I'd be willing to bet my last ruble that they were both born under the same muck.

ARE YOU ONE OF THE CHOSEN FEW?

If you're one of those few people who don't belong to a union, don't work for Congress, don't work for a big employer, aren't too poor, aren't too rich, didn't vote for Obama... In other words, if you're an average, middle class American who had an insurance policy that worked for you and you could afford, then you are part of the chosen few who get the numerous ObamaCare shafts.  The rest of you unfortunate souls who can't get the shaft now will have to wait for it until after the elections.  

But then, you'll get it BIG time, and that'll make up for it. 

THERE'S NOW SOME REAL MEANING TO THAT AD...

AN ARMY OF ONE!

EMERGENCY WHITE HOUSE MEETING

Obama to Putin: "Please, please get your troops out of Crimea." 

Putin to Obama: "What troops?  We don't have any troops in Crimea."  

They have now been in an emergency meeting at the White House for three days, 14 hours and 29 minutes trying to figure out what to say next.

CLINTON PAPERS

On examination of Clinton White House papers, they're finding... stains... mysterious DNA stains. 

WHAT OBAMA SAID TO PUTIN ON THAT 90 MINUTE CALL

PLEASE Mr. Putin!
I don't want to cry!
(Shades of General Custer at the Battle of the Little Big Horn.)

BIDEN'S RUNNING MATE

If Joe Biden gets the Democratic nomination, he intends to have Bart Simpson as his running mate. 

Don't forget... you heard it here first. 

REDSKINS RENAMED!

The Washington Redskins, after great deliberation, have decided to change their name to something more relative to the nation's capitol.  From now on, the team will be known as the Washington Twits. 

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