WATCH OUT FOR MAD DOG REID

He's been back in Searchlight, soaking up nasty pills. 

COLD TURKEY

Thanksgiving Dinner in New Hampshire. 

CORNCOB

Someone should take one and shove it up Obama's....... posterior. 

NOT IN THE MOOD

Even as a patriotic American, somehow I'm not in the mood to celebrate Thanksgiving this year. 

NATION'S HYPOCRITE IN CHIEF

"We are a nation built on the rules of law." ~ Barack Hussein Obama, November 24, 3014 to residents of Ferguson, Missouri, just days after his November 20th announcement that he will not enforce immigration and border laws. 

RACISM

The Great Racial Divider, Barack Obama, says there is still racism in this country.  I guess what he is saying is that he is the way he is because he is Black and that we therefore have no right to criticize him, or we're racists. 

BE HONEST NOW

Would you really invite Obama over for Thanksgiving dinner? 

OBAMA'S BIGGEST PROBLEM

He's no longer a laughing matter. 

AMERICA'S #1 BEST SELLER

IMPEACH

JONATHAN GRUBER...

Doesn't his family make baby food? 

MORALLY AND ETHICALLY BANKRUPT

Barack Hussein Soetoro Obama

THE REAL REASON OBAMA INSISTS ON AMNESTY

He migrated to the U.S. illegally from Kenya himself???

DANGER, MR. ROBINSON... DANGER!

If Nancy Pelosi had a brain, she'd be dangerous. 

DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW?

Obama and his dream team just took a historical besting in the November elections.  Wouldn't you think he would have gotten the message?  Normal people would, but he didn't.  

Psychopaths also fail to get the message.  

Do you understand now? 

GOOD MORNING THERE, STUPID

What do you think about your beloved ObamaCare now? 

WAS OBAMA REALLY BORN IN HAWAII?

No.  He crawled out from underneath a lava flow. 

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

Wags have been saying for six years now that it's time for Obama to lead, as if it was actually going to happen. 

THE REAL REASON OBAMA IS DOWN IN THE POLLS

Americans simply just don't like him anymore. 

SO... OBAMA'S GOING TO CHINA?

WOW... I'll bet they're just so excited... 

OBAMA MANTRA

Okaly, all of you Republicans...
You had your big day.  Now sit down and shut up. 

OBAMA NEEDS TO GO TO CHURCH TODAY

He needs to give his soul to God, because his ass now belongs to Americans. 

I UNDERSTAND THAT

Obama is going to change his name from Barack to Ishmael. 

LOST IN SPACE

MESSAGE

Well, if THAT election doesn't send Obama a message, nothing ever will. 

DEWEY WINS!!!

IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY DONE IT...

GET OFF YOUR ASS AND GO VOTE!

WHY VOTE?

YOU COULD HAVE A BIG PROBLEM

Daylight Savings Time ended last night.  If you didn't sleep in an hour extra this morning, you have lost the opportunity forever.  Blame Bush.  

BAD NEWS, DUKE

On this day in 921, Richard, Duke of Burgundy died.  On this day in 955, Henry the 1st, Duke of Bavaria died.  On this day in 1399, John the 5th, Duke of Brittany died.  Oh, and by the way, Thomas Crapper did not invent the toilet.  

What a  great way to start off the month...