SUGGESTIONS FOR THE NEW YEAR

NEWS YOU CAN USE

The Mayan Calendar ended December 21, 2012.  Therefore, Obama does not exist. 

BAD NEWS FOR 2015

I hear the Government Printing Office gave Obama six new pads of blank Executive Orders for Christmas. 

HACK, HACK, HACK

No, I don't have a bad cold and I'm not mowing my lawn.  I'm talking about Sony, North Korean Internet, X-Box, etc. Cyber wars are here, but don't worry; we won't have any boots on the ground.    

NOW COMES THE TOUGH PART

Going through three garbage pick-up cycles before you get rid of all the Christmas boxes, wrappings and decorations. 

MERRY CHRISTMS FROM THE ZINGER

PENNSYLVANIA'S CHRISTMAS GIFT TO OBAMA

One huge, big lump of coal. 

QUANDARY

North Korea denies it hacked Sony; F.B.I. says we have the evidence to prove they did.  The question is this: since both North Korea and the Obama Administration have extensive records of lying, who do you believe? 

SONY'S NEW MANTRA

We've got emails. 

IT ALL DEPENDS UPON YOUR POINT OF VIEW

AS OBAMA SEES HIMSELF

AS THE WORLD SEES OBAMA

OBAMA HAS RELATIONS WITH CUBA

I wonder what Michelle has to say about that...

WERE THE THREE WISE MEN REALLY...

The Three Bushes? 

WISH I COULD GET A JOB LIKE THAT

So, Jonathan Gruber got paid almost $6 million for writing ObamaCare, but he didn't write it? 

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?

Terrorists hijack out planes and run them into the Pentagon, World Trade Center and the ground in Shanksville and we don't have the right to ask questions and demand answers?  We can send drones out to kill them, but we can't put them in a room and ask questions or use water boarding to get answers?  

I  beg your pardon, Madam Feinstein, but just who do you think you're putting on?  

DUMB AND BLIND

Congressional leaders denying they ever had any knowledge of C.I.A. Enhanced Interrogation Techniques. 

PSYCHONEUROTIC

GOOD ONE

Excuse me, Ms. Feinstein, but if you don't believe in torture, why did you foist ObamaCare upon the American public? 

MAJOR DEADLINE

Obama has only two years to finish "fundamentally changing America."  Sleep well tonight. 

MARY LANDRIEU

Bye, bye now....

OBAMA'S EVERLASTING LEGACY

The very first anti-American president, Black or white.  

CONGRESSIONAL LUNCH

Fried Gruber sandwich. 

WHY OBAMA HAS ACID REFLUX

Every morning, he gets up and looks in the mirror. 

ANOTHER BOTCHED RESCUE ATTEMPT

Kind of reminds you of Jimmy Carter and Operation Eagle Claw, doesn't it? 

A ROLLING STONE

Gathers no news. 

OBAMA'S EQUALITY

Let the blacks burn down America and make the whites rebuild it. 

SANTA CLAUS CAME EARLY THIS YEAR

He gave 4 or 5 million illegal aliens legal status in the U.S. and "amnesty."  And just to show you how generous he is... he's going to let you pay for it. 

BENGHAZI

What about it? 

HANG THE DAMNED GRAND JURY

Get it over with!  Lynch them!  Burn the courthouse down! 

Let anarchy reign. 

OBAMA'S GENUINE BIRTH CERTIFICATE FINALLY SURFACES

INVASION OF ALIEN BEINGS

They come from the planet of Mexico.