IF THE ELECTION WERE HELD TODAY...

CLINTON WINS!

 

IT'S OBVIOUS

Hillary has her story about the emails, and rational Americans have theirs. 

CAN DONALD TRUMP WIN?

Donald who?  

TECHNOLOGY IS SO GREAT

Now you catch watch on your cell phone or tablet from the luxury of your hotel room in the Bahamas as the burglars ransack your house.  

TWISTING, TWISTING SLOWLY IN THE WIND

JOE BIDEN FOR PRESIDENT

SUSHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hunter Biden, Joe Biden's son, has his name on the Ashley Madison roll of promiscuous clients. 

IS HILLARY A CROOK?

That depends on what your definition of "is" is. 

THERE'S NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR...

That Michelle Obama's name is on the Ashley Madison client list... is there?   

HOW EMBARASSING

So, the aliens landed in Washington, D.C. and said, "Take me to your leader." 

HILLARY'S FAMOUSLAST WORDS?

"Just send me an Email." 

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU HEARD THIS LINE?

For five years, those damned Republicans have all been campaigning on the solid promise, "I'm going to real ObamaCare."  

SO BILL AND BARRY PLAYED GOLF

Bill shot a 56 for 16 under par and Barry shot a 57 for 15 under.  Barry would have shot a 55, but the eraser fell off his pencil.  They both would have scored higher, but the battery fell out of the calculator. 

QUESTION OF THE DAY

Why aren't all Senators named Flake? 

INTERESTING STATISTIC

21.7% of politicians do not live in zoos. 

I'VE DECIDED WHO I'M VOTING FOR

Barack Hussein Obama as ex-president. 

I WONDER

If EPA ever has read their own Clean Water Act?  
 

EMAILS?

WHAT Emails? 

QUESTION OF THE WEEK

What do you think the odds are that Donald Trump will help fund Rick Perry's campaign? 

HE WAS A GOOD SPORT

So long to Frank Gifford.  
 

THE MOST COSTLY COMMODITY ON EARTH

I used to think air was free... until I bought a box of cereal.  
 

GOOD MORNING

YOU DON'T QUALIFY?

As of Monday, the Department of Labor, Office of Federal Contract Compliance Programs now offers forms for filing complaints about discrimination in Spanish, Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese and French.  Evidently, if you speak English you cannot complain. 

PLAYING WITH THEIR "P.P."

The left-wing, unethical and immoral ogres are so busy playing with their coveted Planned Parenthood that they fail to see the underlying moral depravity of their positions. 

AND THE WINNER IS

FOX, laughing all of the way to the bank. 

MY QUESTION FOR THE DEBATES

If you can't handle Trump, how are you going to handle Putin? 

IRAN GOES TO HELL

There was a heat index of 164 the other day in Iran.  

BROTHERLY LOVE

Obama's Kenyan half-brother, Malik, says Barack is not an honest man. 

CLINTON DOCUMENT DUMP

Smells worse than the ladies room after a night of beans and beer...

DONALD TRUMP'S NEW CAMPAIGN SONG

"Trump, Trump, Trump, the Boys are Marching....."

BOWE BERGDAHL

He's certainly gone to pot...