NEW V.A.PROJECT

Evidently, the waiting lines are getting bigger and bigger, and it's taking longer and longer to get into see a V.A. doctor, so guess what?  

The Department of Veterans Affairs is launching a campaign to cut down the suicide rate. 

PLANNED PARENTHOOD MARKETING STRATEGY

Why don't they just grind up fetuses and sell them for dog meat?  
 

HOW TO EXCITE A DEMOCRAT

Let Joe Biden make another gaffe.  
 

LOWER THAN A SNAKE'S BELLY

Any member of congress.  
 

QUANDRY

Trying to figure out which of the candidates would be better at working with and leading Congress to better manage our country is like trying to figure out which lunatic would be better at running the asylum. 

OBAMA SAYS THIS COUNTRY IS GREAT

Obviously, he's happy with how he has destroyed it. 

HE'S NOT FIT TO BE PRESIDENT

Barack Hussein Obama

POLITICAL PROSTITUTE

Otherwise known as a Member of Congress. 

MEMBER OF CONGRESS

LOWEST FORM OF ANIMAL ON EARTH

Politician

 

HOW TO SAVE AMERICA

Defund Congress. 

OBAMA: BACK TO HIS ROOTS

SIGN OF THE TIMES

COMPLICIT IN OBAMA'S IRANIAN DEAL

DONALD SHUCK AND DUCK

MEALY-MOUTHED MICKEY MOUSE

HEIL HITLER

UP YOURS, AMERICA

OUR AMERICAN FASCISTS

AMERICANS OPPOSE IRANIAN NUCLEAR "DEAL"

SO, WHO CARES? 

MICHELLE CONTRIBUTES TO UNEMPLOYMENT AND STARVING KIDS

Tons of discarded food is being hauled from schools every day because children are refusing to eat Michelle's menu; half of cafeteria employees have been laid off.  The word is out: if you want better food, go to prison. 

ANTHONY WEINER FOR PRESIDENT

Yeah... why not just replace one hot dog with another? 

POISONOUS SNAKE ON THE LOOSE

King Cobra

EMAIL SOLUTION

WEEKEND BBQ

The word is that the Iranians are celebrating our Labor Day Weekend by barbecuing Ribs Obama and serving Kerry Potato Salad.  

See you Tuesday.  

WORD HAS IT

That the Washington Monument shall henceforth be known as the Obama Monument. 

I WIN

IRAN HAS ITS NUKES AND 

FREEDOM HAS ONE MORE NAIL IN ITS COFFIN

UP YOURS, AMERICA

UNEMPLOYMENT

Al Sharpton. 

OBNOXIOUS BOOR

Jorge Ramos.