THANK GOD FOR OBAMA

 

He brought peace to the world in 2015. 

GUN CONTROL 101

Say there, Barry... How about you coming clean on Operation Fast & Furious before you try to impose any gun control on US? 

CREATING ENEMIES

If you want to make an enemy out of a friend or relative, lend him money.  
 

STOP THE MUSIC

Students at George Mason University want the song "White Christmas" banned because it's racist. 

MERRY CHRISTMAS

See you Monday. 

ZINGER'S DOG OF THE YEAR AWARD

ZINGER'S MAN OF THE YEAR AWARD

ZINGER'S WOMAN OF THE YEAR AWARD

WE'RE SAFE NOW

Obama's in Hawaii. 

THE RUNS

"Afluenza Teen"

OBAMA ON TERRORISM: PAY ATTENTION NOW...

Obama sez: "If you target Americans, you will have no safe haven."  

Carter says that they are going to transfer out 17 more terrorists back home from GITMO who actively tried to kill Americans and their looking for places to send another 48.  

Get the message?   
 

MISTRIAL

A trial conducted by women. 

ENCRYPTION

The communication of something between people that no one else can figure out... akin to listening to an Obama speech.  
 

OBAMA CROSSED THE RED LINE

He actually went over to the Pentagon.  Gosh, be must really be serious.  
 

RABID DOGS

Snarling, barking, biting, foaming at the mouth... Trump has the media and the Democrats so upset that they are acting like rabid dogs. 

NEW WING

Has the media most recently become the new left wing of the Democratic Party? 

WHY "THE ESTABLISMENT" DOESN'T LIKE TRUMP

They want a president they can control and who will do want they want, regardless of what America wants. 

QUESTION OF THE DAY

Do you feel as safe today as you did on the day before Obama took his oath of office?  

BODY FOR SALE---CHEAP

No one has claimed the body of Tashfeen Malik.  

"CHICKEN LITTLE" OBAMA

Obama is running around crowing in fear that Americans want to go to war against all Muslims.  

The sky is falling.  

If we don't enact ObamaCare right now, Republicans are going to start pushing crippled old ladies in wheel chairs off of cliffs.  

INCOMPTENCE 101

Barack Hussein Obama. 

OBAMA'S A WHAT?

Lt. Colonel Ralph Peters, a frequent FOX NEWS contributor, got into trouble when he said on live air the other night about Obama:  “This guy is such a total pussy, it’s stunning.”  

I guess FOX doesn't like cats; it has suspended Peters. 

"DISRESPECTFUL"

Showing an unveiled picture of the female San Bernardino terrorist.  
 

WHEN THE RUBBER MEETS THE ROAD

Way back in the beginning of time, Barack Hussein Obama said that should the political winds change, he will stand with the Muslims.  It's looking like that time has arrived.  
 

HOW THE ENEMY THINKS

Tashfeen Malik pledged her life to I.S.I.S. just before the San Bernardino attacks.  However, it was workplace violence, not terrorism; Obama and Clinton are coming for your guns.  

TWO DEGREES

We have to decrease global warming by 2 degrees centigrade or 3.6 degrees Fahrenheit.  Otherwise, we're toast.  Well, in those days when we were that much cooler, ice covered most of North America.  

I hate to tell you guys in Yuma, but the president wants you to freeze your butts off.  

 

DON'T BLAME BUSH ANY LONGER; BLAME GLOBAL WARMING

Since global warming causes terrorism, global warming has obviously been around since the beginning of time.  Global warming caused the Crusades.  Global warming caused the World Wars.  Global warming caused the rise and fall of the Roman Empire.  So sayeth the Lord of all Loonies.  

Global warming even causes Republicans to think screwy.  
 

ABOUT THE WHITE HOUSE CHRISTMAS TREE

How can they be having a Christmas tree in the White House when the White House is refusing to allow Christmas trees in veterans facilities around the country?  The thought kind of makes you hope that a lot of wild bears peed on the White House tree, doesn't it?  

OBAMA'S REASONING

When it comes to gun violence, that is not acceptable and cannot become the norm; therefore, Americans must give up their guns.  

When it comes to terrorism in the United States, we have to accept that as the norm, and deal with it without guns.  

Did Barack do LSD while he was at Columbia?  

HILLARY LIKES TERRORISTS

No one is talking about her emails anymore.