LEAP YEAR

Wanna get married?  

 

EXPIRED FOOD

Eat it and you instantly return into a left-wing, radical zombie Democrat.  
 

BRAWL

A GOP presidential debate. 

A FACT ABOUT MITT ROMNEY

If he really wants to scuttle Trump's candidacy, Romney should come out and endorse him. 

Eww!  Talk about the kiss of death....!!!

THE REAL REASON OBAMA IS GOING TO CUBA

He's looking for a place to live after he leaves the White House.

EPIC FAILURE

Hillary Clinton insists she's been trying all of  her life... her whole life... to tell the truth.

CLINTON'S NEW MANTRA

It doesn't matter what your political or criminal history is or what your job qualifications are; as long as you have a uterus, you should be the next president.  

WHY OBAMA WOULDN'T ATTEND SCALIA'S FUNERAL

Muslims don't attend Christian funerals.
 

HAPPY LEAP YEAR DAY

SCALIA: EVERYONE MOURNS IN HIS OWN WAY

Obama missed Scalia's funeral because he was too busy drooling through this binder full of potential replacements, which he picked up from the Court on his way out the door after viewing Scalia's casket.   

OBAMA'S SHORT LIST FOR THE SUPREME COURT

Loretta Lynch
Eric Holder
Rahm Emanuel
Janet Napolitano
Michelle Obama
John Kerry
 

DONALD TRUMP

For Mr. Congeniality...

MICHELLE OBAMA

For Supreme Court Justice. 

DROOLING AT THE MOUTH

Barack Hussein Obama at the thought of taking 100% control of the Supreme Court.  

ANTONIN SCALIA

A true American patriot... Certainly one of the few.    
 

JIM GILMORE

I just found out Jim Gilmore suspended his GOP presidential race.  Who was Jim Gilmore? 

HAPPY PRESIDENTS DAY

That excludes Barack Obama, of course.  
 

EINSTEIN'S SPACE-TIME THEORY

If you ravel through space for enough time, you will eventually reach another dimension where politicians do not exist.  
 

HILLARY: QUID PRO QUO?

Let's see now... If Barack arranges for Hillary to get off, will Hillary select Michelle to be her running-mate?  

HILLARY WHO?

Yeah.  Who WAS that woman who was running in the New Hampshire primary?  
 

DENNY'S

Black customers must pay in advance for their meals. 

COLOSSIAL DISAPPOINTMENT

Paul Ryan.

DEER IN THE HEADLIGHTS

Marco Rubio under attack by Chris Christie at the Saturday night debates.  
 

BORDERS

Why do we even bother?  

FUTILITY

An Iowa Caucus. 

HOLIER THAN THOU

Politicians.  Don't you get tired of their pompous butts?  

RON PAUL

Bye bye, now.  
 

IOWA

The State where half of the people vote for a crook and the other half votes for a Socialist.  That oughta make even Bob Dole sick. 

QUESTION OF THE DAY

If Hillary wins, will she do a poll dance?
 

SHOOTOUT IN DENVER

These rival biker gangs had a shootout in Denver over the weekend.  I wonder how many of them passed their background checks and bought their guns from a licensed gun dealer?