TO HELL WITH JOHN WAYNE

He was an outspoken American who believed strongly in the foundations of liberty which made this country great.  

But, as the Democrats have recently discovered, he was politically incorrect.  He was a racist.  He was a bigot.  What's worse, he was a Republican

To hell with him.  

BYE, BYE NOW

Who needs TARGET?  

DEMOCRAT VOTE PLUMMETS

The number of Democrats turning out to vote in the primaries is down 20% versus 2008.  

Considering their choices, I'm surprised it's not down more than that.  

TRUMP, CRUZ AND KASICH

OBAMA DETERMINED TO WIN

He's sending 250 more troops to Syria to help fight I.S.I.S.  Those 35,000 - 40,000 I.S.I.S. combatants are literally shuddering in their boots. 

OBAMA THE TRAVELER

Since Barack is incapable of running our country, he decided to head for Great Britain and tell them how to run theirs.  

 

THE "NEW" DEMOCRATS

Convicted felons. 

TRANSPARENCY

Meaningless word used by politicians to make you sit down and shut up. 

PRINCE DIED

And the whole world stood still.  

 

EVEN AFTER NEW YORK...

GUESS WHO'S STILL IN PRISON?

Michelle Obama.  At least she says she's in prison.  
 

EVERY TIME I LISTEN TO HILLARY, I'M CONVINCED...

This country made a drastic mistake when it allowed women to vote.  
 

VOTER

Fictional member of the Republican Party.  

HILLARY HAS A BOWEL MOVEMENT

Sanders meets with the Pope.  
 

RUSSIAN BUZZ

TAX JOKE OF THE DAY

Just finished off your 2014 Tax Return?  Did you cheat? 

The National Science Foundation recently funded a $600,000 grant to study why people cheat on their taxes.  
 

REAL LIVING ON ANOTHER PLANET

COLORADO
 

GLOBAL WARMING 101

WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT?

TWEETY FOR PWESIDENT

EVERYBODY LOVES NEW YORK

Except Ted.  
 

SO, WHO DO YOU THINK...

Paul Ryan is going to choose for his running mate?  

POLITICS AND SEX

It occurs to me that politics is somewhat akin to anal sex. 

GOODBYE MERLE

That Haggard old Okie from Muskogee.  

 

THE JOLLY FAT MIDGET THROWS A TANTRUM

Kim Jong-Il.  
 

TODAY'S THE DAY

When John Boehner, Paul Ryan, Karl Rove, Scott Walker, Lindsay Graham and Mitch McConnell decide who the Wisconsin voters are allowed to vote for in the Republican Party.    
 

LEAD IN THE WATER...

goes straight to your butt.  
 

PURE BRILLIANCE

Obama has to be the only person on the face of the earth who believes the earth rotates 15 degrees on its axis when when we switch from standard time to daylight savings time. 

LAUGH OF THE YEAR

President Obama and other world nations are warning North Korea to give up its nuclear weapons.  

Yeah, right.  

OBAMA'S BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION

APRIL FOOLS DAY