WHAT ABOUT THOSE 3:00 AM PHONE CALLS?

Hillary's not talking about them the same way she did in her last election.  

Maybe Benghazi had something to do with that?  
 

GETTING EVEN

Now that I've won, all of you Bernie Sanders

 supporters can kiss my ass. 

AMERICA'S ILLUSTRIOUS PRESS AND MEDIA

If Donald Trump dropped a breadcrumb in an empty field, they'd claim that he'd dropped a nuclear weapon on the Mexicans.    

If Hillary Clinton, on the other hand, let go with a horrible and obnoxious fart in a crowded elevator they'd be congratulating her on her choice of perfume.  

HILLARY PLANS HER MOVE INTO THE WHITE HOUSE

D.N.C.

Isn't that some type of medical procedure? 
 

HILLARY'S PICK FOR VICE PRESIDENT

BYE BYE, NOW

IT WOULDN'T SURPRISE ME...

If Cruz endorses Clinton.  

WATCH OUT FOR HILLARY CLINTON

She plans to raise Kaine....

ROGER AILES

Bye, bye now.  
 

TED CRUZ' FAMILY PORTRAIT

GARRY MARSHALL

May you have plenty of pretty women and happy days forever. 

AFGHAN REFUGEE ATTACKS TRAIN TRAVELERS WITH AXE

An Afghan refugee, shouting "Allahu Akbar," attacked train-goers in Germany with an axe, injuring four.  

Axes are to blame.  Ban all axes.  

MEET MIKE PENCE

And his brother Sus....
 

IF POLYGAMY IS ILLEGAL IN THE UNITED STATES...

How can Muslims be receiving food stamps and welfare when they have four wives?  
 

YES, TRUMP HAS PLENTY OF MONEY

I sent him $50 as a contribution to his campaign.  Since then, he has spent $55.44 in mail trying to get me to donate more...

 

RUTH BADER GINSBERG (VER 2)

Fang 

TRUST ME

Given Hillary's track record with the Clinton Foundation and our national secrets, would you deposit your paycheck in a bank owned by her?  

Then, why would you trust her with being in charge of the U.S. Treasury? 

RUTH BADER GINSBERG

Not on Trump's short list for the VP slot...

OBAMA'S NEW JOB

Anyone who thinks Obama is going to fade off into the sunset like a bad fart after he leaves office has another thing coming... Hillary is going to name him to the Supreme Court. 

SO WHAT IF HILLARY LIED TO CONGRESS?

They're jot going to do anything about it, anyway.  

REFLECTIONS

If Obama and Clinton want to know the real causes of lawlessness in our country, they should go and look in mirrors.  When is the last time either one of them obeyed  a law?  

THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING!

Donald Trump is coming!  God forbid some of those jackassess in Washington might have to straighten up their acts!!!

OBAMA SPEWS FORTH AGAIN

Black cops get killed in Falcon Heights, Minnesota and Baton Rouge, Louisiana and Obama blames all cops for being racist.  A Black, evidently a nutcase, kills five cops in Dallas and Obama blames guns.  

ABOUT THOSE WORDS

It is interesting to note that, in the conversation of the day, the words "intent," "gross," "negligence" and "law" are abundantly used, but the words "ethics" and "honorable" are ominously missing.  

NO MORE BREASTS

We can no longer discuss the subject of breasts.  The periodical Pediatrics reports: "It may be 'natural' to breastfeed, concludes the treatise, but the authors warn against use of the term by government officials or doctors because it might inadvertently support biologically deterministic arguments about the roles of men and women in the family, for example, that women should be the primary caretakers of children."

Pretty soon, they'll be removing all sex organs at birth so we can all be politically correct sexless zombies.  

 

I WONDER...

If the condescending, elitist, establishment politicians have even the slightest idea of how ticked off the American public is at them? 

I DON'T KNOW WHICH TO FEAR MORE...

A massive terrorist attack in one of our major cities or

Hillary Clinton in the White House. 

A NEW INDEPENDENCE DAY IS COMING

This one will be on November 8, 2016.