WHY HILLARY SHOULD BE PRESIDENT

Maybe she'll bring back all of the White House silverware she stole.  
 

IN REGARDS TO TRUMP'S TAXES

Tell us what what happened in Benghazi,, Mrs. Clinton. 

ARNOLD PALMER

Keep on swingin'. 

NOVEMBER

One thing is certain: Hillary Clinton is undoubtedly the only person on the face of the earth who has the ability to do a worse job as president than Barack Hussein Obama.  
 

TWO BIG GAMES ON TONIGHT

The Atlanta Falcons vs. the New Orleans Saints

Hillary vs. The Donald

Don't you wonder who is going to make the first pass?  

 

THERE'S NO TRUTH TO THE RUMOR

That Donald Trump is buying out Brylcreem.  
 

REAL ESTATE PRICES TO TANK?

If Trump wins and all of those people who've been saying they'll move to Canada actually leave... real estate prices will hit the toilet. 

DEMOCRATS SHOULD GET RID OF THE MIDDLEMAN

Instead of running Hillary Clinton, why not just name George Soros to the job and cut out the middleman (woman)?  

IF BRINGING IN A BUNCH OF SYRIANS IS SUCH A GREAT IDEA...

Why doesn't Hussein move to Syria?

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW...

What's the latest Skittlesbut?

CORRECT, HILLARY?

They say if you keep telling the same lies over and over again, pretty soon they become truth.  Is that correct, Hillary? 

I'M A DEPLORABLE

T.P.T.

The name of the Trans-Pacific Trade "deal," T.P.T., really should be shortened to just "T.P." because if it passes, that's what we're going to be... T.P.d     

WHY DIDN'T THEY TAKE HILLARY TO THE E.R.?

Because they already knew what her problem was and they didn't want an E.R. doctor or staff to release the news to the inquiring public.  The answer: Parkinson's Disease. 
 

ON A NEW NOTE...

The Samsung Galaxy 7 has now been officially recalled by the Consumer Product Safety Commission.  You can't hear me now. 

SHENANIGANS

 

Notice agent on left playing solitaire on his I-Phone...

THE DAY AFTER THE ELECTION

When the joke is on you...

ALEPPO

Isn't that short for "a leopard?"

ABOUT HILLARY'S "FLASHLIGHT"

The story circulating om the Internet is that a Black guy with a Diazapam pen has been constantly by Hillary's side.  The modified story, presented by her campaign over the weekend, is that the Pen" is actually a flashlight.  

Okay, so why does this guy carry it by his side in broad daylight?  And, why, when Hillary starts to have an "episode," does he jam her in the arm with it? 

Okay... maybe he's trying to make her see the light? 

NEVER FORGET

IT'S PUTRID

We don't have enough money to keep our military strong or to feed and shelter our homeless, but we have enough enough money to sneak $33 billion to Iran so they can build missiles, advance their nuclear program and bring us down.  

If that's not treason, what is?  
 

YOU SAY "NEVER TRUMP?"

So... Tell me all about Hillary Clinton's long list of redeeming values...

HILLARY IS FULLY CAPABLE OF DEFENDING AMERICA

Just like she was fully capable of defending those four poor souls in Benghazi. 

POPE DECLARES MOTHER TERESA TO BE A SAINT

Why not Hillary Clinton? 

HILLARY'S NEW PLANE

IT'S LABOR DAY

Do you suppose they'll take a day off from murders in Chicago?  

HILLARY'S PLANS FOR LABOR DAY

In honor of Labor Day, Hillary is not going to give a press conference.  

PARADOX

So, Trump went to Mexico, drank the water and Clinton got diarrhea?  

ALIEN SIGNALS

Scientists are perplexed at receiving a mysterious signal from outer space.  Further investigation reveals that it may be some of Hillary Clinton's deleted Emails returning from cyberspace.  

GENE WILDER

Willy Wonka has died, but Billy Clinton lives on.