HAPPY HALLOWEEN

ATTACK OF THE SLIME

OKAY ROMNEY, RYAN AND KRISTOL

WHO IN THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO VOTE FOR NOW?  
 

AN INTERESTING NOTE

Way back when, when Bill Clinton was under fire for forcing sex on various women, Hillary was quick to defend him, saying that his sexual exploits had nothing to do with his qualifications to be president.  Now, when she's seeking the presidency, she hollers that Donald Trump can't even look at another woman and be fit for office.  

Come on Hillary, you can't have it both ways.  Either divorce Bill or shut up about Donald.  

ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?

FOUR MORE YEARS!

HELL HATH NO FURY

Like a Clinton scorned. 
 

SODOM AND GOMORRAH

Little Rock and Chappaqua
 

WHY HILLARY CAN LIE ALL SHE WANTS

Nobody's listening. 

HILLARY'S OUTFIT

The white outfit Hillary wore at the debates the other night was symbolic of her virginity.  

HILLARY'S NOT A RACIST

She owns a Blackberry.  

HILLARY HAS THE CRABS

She crabs at Secret Service agents, she crabs at Republicans, she crabs at Trump, she crabs at Americans...

HILLARY R. CLINTON'S MIDDLE NAME

Revenge

ANOTHER SUBJECT WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT

"Yeah, I got him off.  So what?  Who cares?  We got the evidence thrown out, so he walked. (Laughing) I mean, sure... we knew he did it.  (Laughing) but it didn't matter." ~ Hillary Clinton, talking about getting a child rapist off Scott free in 1982. 

OBAMA GETS TOUGH

Barack Hussein issued an ultimatum the other day, warning The Donald that he'd better not dare to say anything... anything... bad about Michelle, or else there'll be hell to pay. 

I can just see it now... get out the red paint... Obama's going to draw a yuuuge red line around Trump Tower. Yes, siree Bob.  Maybe he'll order an I.R.S. audit.  Or, he could sick James Comey and Loretta Lynch on Trump.  Come on, Barack... your wife's a frump!  Whaddya really going to do about it?  Huh?  
 

HILLARY'S LATEST FARCE

She never admits to, explains or defends her many misdeeds.  Instead, she claims that they can't count against her because the Russians hacked her.  Gosh, just the other day, she swore up and down that her server was safe because the Russians never hacked her.  

"I DO NOT RECALL"

BERNIE GOT BURNED

SNIT

What Paul Ryan does for lunch.  

HILLARY'S BIGGEST FAN

INTEGRITY

Not one of Hillary's strong suits.  

THE DAY NATIVE AMERICANS DESPISE

Happy Columbus Day. 

THE NEW AMERICAN MORALITY

It's not okay for a presidential candidate 11 years ago to have used some locker room language in bragging about sexual exploits during a private conversation, supposedly unrecorded.  But it IS okay for a presidential candidate to conspire with the president, the attorney general, the director of the F.B.I., foreign governments and illegal contributors to cover up the facts about totally illegal and treasonable things.  

OBAMA, CLINTON, COMEY, LYNCH, KERRY, FBI

One big Washington cesspool of raw corruption sewage.  
 

BLACK HOLE

That dark spot way out in the middle of the universe where all of Hillary Clinton's emails go. 

LOUD-MOUTHED, RUDE, OBNOXIOUS TWIT

Tim Kaine, in the Tuesday night debate.  
 

HILLARY MUST HAVE A CLEAN MIND

She's always changing it.  
 

WHY IS IT?

Why is it that the Democratic Attorney General in the state of New York is shutting down the Trump Foundation, while the Clinton Foundation skates free?  
 

QUESTION OF THE YEAR

Just how much did Wells Fargo Bank contribute to the Clinton Foundation?

2016 BUSINESS OF THE YEAR AWARD

Wells Fargo Bank, N.A.

SHIMON PERES

Our country needs someone like you.