IF YOU WANT TO MAKE FRIENDS THIS NEW YEAR'S EVE

Stay at home.  

AND NOW... DEBBIE REYNOLDS

Will the world ever, ever be the same?  

CARRIE FISHER

The love of my life, off to fight another war. 

GREAT EXPECTATIONS

A  survey taken just before the holiday showed that 27% of Democrats said they expected to have a worse Christmas than last year.  Evidently, the other 73% were too busy packing for their move to Canada to be counted. 

HORRIBLE HOLIDAY IN CHAPPAQUA

WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE HILLARY IS HAVING FOR CHRISTMAS?

Turkey, of course, with a large slice of Benghazi humble pie for dessert, all washed down with a large glass of whine.  

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! 

SEE YOU TUESDAY!!!

I'M IN DEEP TROUBLE

I am a deplorable, angry white male.  

I'm also a gun owner and a member of the NRA.

I'm also a Bible-toting Christian who supports "under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance.  

How could I ever have gone so wrong?  

BENGHAZI REVENGE

CLINTON LOSES IN HISTORIC ELECTION

ZSA ZSA GABOR

Zsa Zsa boom boom is now creating heaven in heaven.  

DR. HENRY HEIMLICH

He out-maneuvered us. 

ONLY 33 MORE DAYS LEFT...

Until Michelle leaves office!  

YOU'LL GET A BANG OUT OF THIS

A six-year-old gal in Oceanside, New York was expecting a toy for Christmas, but UPS delivered a .50 caliber semi-automatic rifle with scope instead.  I'll bet the fellow in Arizona who actually ordered the gun is going to get a huge surprise....

ABOUT HILLARY'S EMAILS

Do you suppose she also has a Yahoo account?  

MALE TRUMP VOTERS PREFER SUBMISSIVE RUSSIAN WOMEN

That's what VANITY FAIR is suggesting.  So... are they trashing male Trump voters or submissive Russian women? 

FIORINA HEADING FOR THE CABINET

The wine cabinet, that is.  

STAR WARS

The Trump Team is having problems lining up stars and celebrities to appear at his inauguration.  I guess they're much too busy packing for their move to Canada.  

FAKE NEWS

If we get rid of fake news, virtually every major newspaper and media outlet in the country will be out of business. 

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE START THE MUSIC?

Here we are, over a month since the election and Hillary still has her campaign committee and she's still taking on Trump.  I guess the problem is... it ain't over until the fat lady sings...

JOHN GLENN

I salute a legend and a hero.  

NEW BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA COMIC BOOK

PARDON ME...

Bowe Bergdahl.  

Why not?  We let Hillary off the hook, didn't we?  

GET THIS STRAIGHT

I didn't spend four years in the military defending our country and form of government to listen to some dumb-ass zombie liberal spouting off about what's wrong with it.  

IT'S NOT A BREATH OF FRESH AIR WAFTING THROUGH WASHINGTON...

It's a gale-force wind. 

OH MY GOD!!!

Trump spoke to the president of Taiwan!!! 

The end of the world is coming!!

What in God's name are we going to do???

That dirty, rotten demon!

LAUGH OF THE DECADE

Hillary Clinton for Director of Intelligence. 

JUST ANNOUNCED!!!

HILLARY FOR PRESIDENT

2020

TRUMP'S AMAZING

He's not even in office yet and he's already accomplished more than Obama has in eight years.  
 

THE FOX CONSPIRACY

Obama laments that the reason Hillary lost the election is that TV's in every bar and restaurant in the country were set to show FOX NEWS.  I guess that's an Executive Order he forgot to make... no watching of FOX NEWS is allowed in public.