URANIS

Where "Never Trumpers" come from... your anus.  
 

PLUTOCRAT

Pluto: Where Democrats come from, ie:  Waters, Schumer, Pelosi, et al...
 

IT'S A FACT

There are more flakes in the Democrat Party than there are in a three-day blizzard. 

ALAN COLMES

Another FOX NEWS personality has died.  I never cared for him because he was a liberal twit.  Hopefully, God can set him straight. 

MORE NEW EARTHLIKE PLANETS?

Don't believe a word of it.  This is just another lie perpetrated by the Trump Administration and NASA in an effort to make us think they're smart.  Yes, siree Bob!

NANCY PELOSI IS A TOAD

Depending on your point of view, this could be fake news.  

BRENDA BUTTNER

Much too young to die.  

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A LIBERAL AND A DEMOCRAT

One thinks he has the right to tell you how to do everything and the other believes you don't have the right to decide what to do for yourself.  
 

YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB, MR. PRESIDENT

Don't let the bastards wear you down.  
 

GOOD RIDDANCE TO THE SCUMBAG

Sheikh Omar Abdel-Rahman, the mastermind of the 1993 World Trade Center bombing.  

NOW, ISN'T THIS JUST WONDERFUL?

Former Obama Communications Director Jen Psaki is giving advice to Kellyanne Conway and Sean Spicer.  She's telling them to quit lying to the American public.  "Not only is the current White House team led by an undisciplined president lacking depth or intellectual curiosity, but a president who believes bullying, freezing out the mainstream media, lying to the public, and fostering a chaotic 'Game of Thrones' style environment." 

Isn't she sweet?  

OBAMA GOES TO WORK

Obama is going to be Premier of a new shadow government.  First Vice-Premier Clinton will be joining the team.  

How do you govern a shadow?

THE MOST EVIL PUPPET MASTER OF ALL TIME

George Soros

VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE

Bye, bye now... General Flynn. 

HOW I WISH

All of the nasty, vile, vicious left-wingers and Democrats in the country who promised to move to Canada if Trump got elected wouild hurry up and leave. 

GOOD MORNING TO POCAHONTAS

Elizabeth Warren. 

HISSY FIT

What Washington D.C. "Solidcore" gym owner had when she discovered Ivanka Trump had been working out at her business under a fictitious name.  

Maybe she should write a letter of protest to Chuck Schumer. 

FLAP OVER DOJ RENTAL AT TRUMP TOWERS

The Democrats are raising a ruckus over the DOJ renting space at Trump Towers, saying the rental uses government money to go into Trump coffers.  

The reason for the rental?  To provide a room close to the president when he is in New York for DOJ personnel and the "football..."  the suitcase with the nuclear codes. 
 

98% OF DEMOCRATS

Give the other 2% a bad name.  

MITCH MCCONNELL

I can't believe my ears!  After years of listening to carping and braying, somebody finally had the guts to tell a Democrat to shut up and sit down. 

IT'S A PROGRESSIVE FACT

Progressives are such great thinkers that they were the ones who invented prohibition. 

WILD BOAR PIGS INVADE U.S.

Damned Democrats.  

IS GOD REALLY OMNIPOTENT?

Yes; He's a Democrat. 

A NICE, POLITE NOTE TO THE PRESS AND MEDIA

Why don't you take your lies and bull crap and move to Mars?  

HOW WOOD GOT PETRIFIED

Liberals looked at it.  

FREEDOM OF SPEECH?

HEY THERE, TOM BRADY!

If you don't disavow your association with Donald Trump immediately, we're going to come and check the air in your balls!
 

WHEN DEMOCTRATS DO SOMETHING POSITIVE FOR AMERICA