MANUEL NORIEGA

He's died.  Gosh... remember what an outstanding guy HE was?  

OUR BRILLIANT AMERICANS

A recent study shows that 80% of Americans disapprove of ObamaCare, only 60% disapprove of the Affordable Care Act.  

DO NOT FLY THE AMERICAN FLAG THIS WEEKEND

It might offend a liberal.  

ROGER MOORE

So long, Roger.  Give all of those Democrats the gold finger!  

CEMETERY PROBLEM

If you really think that any radical, left-wing extremist Democrat is going to allow him or herself to be buried next to a conservative Republican, you've got another thing coming.  (If it's left up to them, we're all going to end up on a garbage scow someplace).  

 

 

GUILTY VERDICT!

GALLOWS HUMOR

I hear the Democrats are getting ready to erect a gallows in front of the Capitol.  

 

THE END OF AMERICAN CIVILITY

Democrats succeed in forcing DOJ to name Special Counsel Robert Mueller to investigate and bring down President Donald J. Trump.  
 

NEWS

Whatever the news is, it's either fake or ugly.  

MICHELL'S IN A SNIT

Michelle thought she has done something magnanimous for the schoolchildren of the country when she designed a new, healthy lunch.  Well, those lunches might be healthy alright, but nobody's eating them. 

JOIN THE GUN OF THE MONTH CLUB

The California State Legislature is considering SB497 that would limit the number of guns that can be purchased by anyone to one per month.  That surely should put black-market gun vendors in big hurts... yes, siree. 

FLYING WITHOUT A LAPTOP

Do you really want to be that exposed on an airplane?  

WHO REALLY FIRED COMEY

The Russians did it.  

RABIES

Most Democrats are afflicted with the disease. 

IT'S PARTY TIME AT THE F.B.I.!

Good riddance to a bad cop.  

CALIFORNIA GOES AROUND THE BEND

They're making it illegal to carry an unloaded gun in public.  

RUMOR HAS IT

While Trump is overseas on his coming trip, the Democrats are going to invade the White House and install Hillary Clinton to her rightful place as president. 

NEVER, EVER

When is the last time our government made certain we taxpayers got value for our money?  

HILLARY'S WAH

IT'S JUST NOT FAIR!

WHY KIM JONG-UN IS LIKE HIS NORTH KOREAN MISSILES

He can't get it up.

OBAMA'S $400,000 SPEECH

He needs the money to build a cabinet to hold his Nobel Peace Prize.

KIM JONG-UN IS NOT NUTS

He's deranged, maybe... but not nuts.