WHO IN THE HELL IS MATT LAUER?

Just askin'...

POCAHONTAS

Comparing Elizabeth Warren to Pocahontas is such a major insult to Native Americans.  

I HEAR...

They're planning on hanging a red light out on the steps of the nation's Capitol... at our cost, of course.   

A QUESTION NO ONE CAN ANSWER...

Can you think of anybody in Congress who does their job? 

CHARLES MANSON CROAKS

Now we can truly have a HAPPY THANKSGIVING!  

MEL TILLIS

SO LONG THERE, M-M-M-MEL!

HAPPY TRAILS!

WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL OF THAT MONEY...

In the Clinton Foundation?  

Hmm?  

ONE WAY TO DRAIN THE SWAMP

One way to clean out Congress and start fresh would be to require everyone who has ever done something unethical to resign....

WHY IS IT?

The people who are quick to demand Judge Roy Moore be hung by his toenails in the public square would defend Bill and Hillary Clinton for ever and ever? 

POISON PILL

The Senate wants to add an amendment to their proposed tax reform bill that would end the individual mandate of ObamaCare.  Since their plans to repeal ObamaCare failed miserably, it's obvious this is just a ploy to torpedo tax reform.  

ROGER GOODELL

He must be a Democrat; he figures the more lousy the job he does, the more he should get paid.  

COCKROACHES

Now, they're going after Judge Roy Moore.  

LOATHING 101

There is finally someone who is hated among Democrats more than Donald J. Trump.  Her name is Donna Brazile.  

ED GILLESPIE

Sooner or later, the Republicans are going to have to come to grips with the fact that Americans are sick and tired of "the establishment."  

DONNA BRAZILE

And now the fat lady sings...

SAY AGAIN?

So, the Air Force gave the Texas shooter a dishonorable discharge and didn't report his background and the shooter was therefore allowed to buys guns.  That happened during the Obama Administration and now Obama is again calling for gun control?  

WHO CARES WHAT THE DAMNED BUSHES THINK?

Neither one of them dumped on Obama, but they have absolutely no compunction about dumping on Trump?  At least we now know for certain what side of the political spectrum they adhere to.  

GOVERNMENT'S NEW TAX PLAN

DEAD RATS

Dead rats, rotten chicken and politicians smell about the same. 

LAME, LAME, LAME

Special Counsel Robert Mueller was having a particularly bad week, with all of the mess in the Clinton Foundation, Russian collusion with the Democrats and a growing chorus wondering why he has been spending so much money on trying to get evidence on a Trump-Russian collusion that obviously doesn't exist.  Just as everybody involved was starting to agree that he should be fired... his team pops up with one of the weakest indictments ever to be made in Washington history.  

Nice try, Robert.  Hava  banana.