DISCRIMINATION 101

You can't be denied service in a restaurant if you're Black, a lesbian, a transgender, a Catholic, an old fart, disabled or due to individual political opinions.  But. you can be denied service if you work in the White House. 

"FREEDOM" OF SPEECH

You're free to say anything you want... unless you're a conservative.  

"IT'S YOUR LAST CHANCE"

I keep getting these nasty emails from the Trump people, and they all say, "It's your last chance." 

I'm certain they're intended for Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, Mitch McConnell or Paul Ryan...

 

RICHARD HARRISON

Goodbye, Old Man.  

THE BIG BAD WOLVES

With all of the huffing, puffing, grandstanding, posturing and bellyaching coming out of Congressional hearings into the I.G. Report, what makes you think they're going to do anything?  For one thing, they haven't done a damned thing about these issues for 18 months; for another, neither Paul Ryan or Mitch McConnell will let them do anything about it... 

CHARLES KRAUTHAMMER

His passing deeply saddens anybody and everybody who ever stopped to listen to what he had to say.  He was a fine man and we were truly blessed to have him in our midst.  

IS TODAY THE DAY?

Will this be the day that Paul Ryan shoves "his" version of a new immigration bill down the throats of the House?  It's the bill that he's been keeping top secret, like he did with the last budget and like Pelosi did with ObamaCare.  I guess, if we don't like it, that's TS.  

HOW TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT KIDS

Build the damned wall!

WHITE HOUSE MAID TO RESIGN?

First, it was was said by the liberal fake news that Melania was separating from Trump.  When that story got no traction, the story came out that John Kelly couldn't stand being in the "dysfunctional" White House any longer and was resigning.  When that story got no traction, the story changed to Sarah Sanders turning in her resignation.  So, who's next on their fake target list... the White House maid? 

I CAN NO LONGER BE POLITE...

Kathy Griffin is a bitch.  

EINSTEIN WAS RACIST?

They've discovered from his diaries that Einstein was racist.  They need to dig him up and burn him at the stake.  

HEAR ALL THAT WHINING COMING FROM THE SEATTLE CITY COUNCIL?

Seattle City Council is so, so dismayed and distraught that Amazon, Starbucks and others are balking at their newly-enacted $275 per-head employee tax.  

NEVER TRUMPERS IN FULL MELTDOWN

Trump makes historic progress with North Korea.  

MY HAT IS OFF TO...

Charles Krauthammer... a true gentleman, a brilliant analyst, and a man of great courage and perseverance. 

DONALD TRUMP'S NEW NICKNAME

The folks at the G-7 are now referring to him as "Fang."

MUELLER MISCHIEF COMING UP?

Will Robert Mueller's Special Counsel team release some information or take some action over the weekend or Monday to deflect from Trump's meeting with Kim Jong Un?  Naw... he would do that, would he?  I mean... not without Jeff Sessions' okay, right? 

HOT QUESTION

If the molten lava spewing out of active volcanoes continues unabated until the center of the earth has been totally emptied and the earth caves in on itself... will there still be any Democrats remaining to blame Trump?

HOW CAN IT BE?

I searched on Google to find out what the "Me Too Movement" was all about.  Up popped Bill Clinton's name.  

How can that be?  

KIM TO MEET WITH TRUMP AT WHITE HOUSE!

In fact, they're meeting tomorrow... President Trump and Kim Kardashian.  Maybe she'll give up her nukes?  

I'VE BECOME DISENCHANTED WITH TREY GOWDY

He can't even talk the talk, let alone walk the walk.  

IF YOU REALLY WANT TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS...

Try taking Ambien.