MICHAEL COHEN, THE EPITOME OF...

...SAINTHOOD

CRASH AND BURN

The Democrats seem to have morphed into Kamikaze pilots.  

MUELLER'S NEW JOB

Rumor has it that Robert Mueller has been hired as a special investigator by Rep. Adam, Schiff to investigate Trump-Russia collusion for the House, once Mueller wraps up his job as Special Prosecutor.  
 

IT SHOULD COME AS NO SURPRISE TO ANYONE...

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was born on Friday the 13th... (1989)

DONKEYS NEVER FORGET

Here we are in 2019, three years down the road,  and the Democrats still can't get over the fact that Crooked Hillary and all of her cronies in the White House, State Department, FBI and Justice Department... and all of her dirty tricks and phony dossiers... couldn't beat Donald Trump in 2016.  

CHALLENGE OF THE YEAR

I urge every American who is convinced that the border crisis is a fraud... contact the Border Patrol and arrange for the first 20 illegals in line to come live with you.  No background checks, no medical checks... just take them in like they want us to allow at the border.  

Are you up up it? 

THE PRESIDENT IS NOW A MAGICIAN

For decades, Democrats and Republicans alike have been complaining about the crisis at our southern border.  Suddenly, with Trump as President, the border crisis went POOF and disappeared!  There IS no border crisis!  

AOC

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has a boyfriend?  

ABOLISH PRESIDENT'S DAY

99.9% of Democrats and liberals would abolish President's Day because Trump is President.  

CANCELATION PLEASE

Word has it that Alexandia Ocasio Cortez has canceled her Amazon.com Prime Account...

IF MADURO COMES TO THE UNITED STATES

The Democrats will want to make him a citizen and run him for president.  

JAIL TRUMP

Since Pocahontas can't silence President Trump and the Democrats have no way to deal with his successes, they have unilaterally decided he must be jailed.  That's how Marxist dictators deal with things. 

FRANKIE ROBINSON

A legend forever.  

DEPRAVITY 101

The next thing we know, Democrats will be advocating for using aborted fetus skin to make lamp shades.  

AOC'S LOBOTOMY

Trump is scared: That's what darling Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez had to say Tuesday night about President Trump's statement that American will never be a socialist nation.  Somebody should consider reversing her lobotomy.  

CIVILITY

Word missing from the Democrat Dictionary.  

GLADIATOR CUM LAUDE

SPARTACUS FOR PRESIDENT

POCAHONTAS FOR VICE PRESIDENT?  

INSTEAD OF SENDING MORE TROOPS TO THE BORDER...

Why don't we send the Democrats instead?  All of them? 

RUMOR HAS IT...

Paul Ryan is about to accept a huge job with the national Chamber of Commerce.  

DANTE'S INFERNO REVISITED

Somebody should have aborted Governors Andrew Cuomo and Ralph Northam.