BART STARR

Football loses a legend. 

HOW TO GET RID OF DEMOCRATS

Wear 1,000 cloves of garlic around your neck.  

(P.S. It also gets rid of RINOs.)

NEW $20 BILL

They're not going to replace the face of Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill.  They're going to use Maxine Waters instead.  

LOUDEST AND LONGEST SOUND EVER CREATED; TURNED WATER INTO STEAM

Scientists have confirmed the loudest and longest sound ever created.  It was the wailing cry of the desperate Democrats when Donald J. Trump was elected President.  

PENTAGON ADMITS IT INVESTIGATES UFOS

Maybe we'll get to the answer of where Obama came from yet!

NANCY PELOSI: CLASSY LADY

Nancy Pelosi, shutting down a question from Kelly Anne Conway, says she doesn't talk to "staff."  

Well... whoooop eeee do!  Look at the highbrows on that jackass! 

TALKING ABOUT THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK...

Nancy Pelosi came right out yesterday and accused President Trump of a cover up. 

GLOBAL WARMING CAN BE STOPPED

Tell all politicians to keep their mouths shut; worldwide hot air emissions will decrease by 79%.  
 

GAME OF THRONES

Why is everyone so upset about commodes?  

EVEN IF I COULD THINK OF SOMETHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT A DEMOCRAT...

I wouldn't. 

DEMOCRAT SLOGAN FOR 2020: M.A.D.A.

"Make America Dumb Again!"
 

HAS ROSENSTEIN FLIPPED?

Or does he realize his fat is finally going to be on the fire? 

TIM CONWAY

A second star has passed.  Once a quick wit, sometimes just a twit or a nitwit... let his wit be lit as God sees fit. 

HOW MUCH IS THAT DOGGIE IN THE WINDOW?

Doris Day has passed. 

WHY I DISAGREE WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP

It's not a swamp.

It's a sewer.  

PELOSI: WE CANNOT ACCEPT FOUR MORE YEARS OF TRUMP

Well, we Americans cannot accept one more day of Fascist Democrat rule.  

HOW CNN THINKS

CNN decided it could no longer tolerate the stench of its own quarters, so it is moving into a posh, lavish new place and laying off 100+ staffers in order to pay for it.  It also seems that plunging ratings and declining advertising revenues are draining their bank account, but they'll at least go out in style.  

SOMEONE SHOULD INVESTIGATE...

How many illegals are already registered to vote.  

SHIP OMAR

Back to Somalia.

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN...

A Democrat without a mean, scurrilous scowl on his/her/it's face? 

SWALWELL SWALLOWS HIS BRAIN

Presidential candidate Eric Swalwell snidely remarked that the word "woman" is not mentioned in the U.S. Constitution.  Well... neither is the word "man."  

WHY THE DEMS WANT BARR GONE

The real underlying reason the Dems are now creating a chorus of demand for Barr to resign is that they are desperately afraid of what he is going to find as he turns his attention to Obama-Clinton-Russia collusion, Clinton Emails and the FISA Court.  What he is about to find could finish off the Democrat Party for decades to come.  

CALIFORNIA'S NEWSOM FULL OF EL TORO POOPOO

California raised the gas taxes to fund the high speed rail, which they decided not to build.  They did not decrease the gas taxes and now California has the highest gas prices in the nation.  Governor Gavin Newsom wants to start an investigation into why the gas prices are so high....