NEW YEAR'S DREAM

GUESS WHAT NANCY PELOSI HAD FOR CHRISTMAS!

HEMORRHOIDS!

QUESTION OF THE YEAR

How dumb does it feel to be a Pelosi Democrat?  

Season Greetings! 

 

PELOSI...

Makes vampires look like saints. 

BRIDAL MELTDOWN

For various reasons, which are really insignificant to the story, a bride did not want her husband to dance with his mother at their wedding reception, but it happened anyway and when it did, the bride stomped out of the banquet room and had a total, uncontrollable hissy-fit meltdown.  Maybe she's practicing to run as a Democrat for Congress?

STOMP OUT SOROS

Vote out the Fascist Democrats.

TAYLOR SWIFT

Ain't so swift.  

IF YOU WERE A DEMOCRAT...

How would you like to go home and face the citizens THIS Christmas?  

TODAY IS NANCY PELOSI'S BIRTHDAY!

It's Friday the 13th!

PROPOSED AMENDMENT TO EQUAL RIGHTS ACT

The Equal Rights Act needs to be amended to specifically apply regardless of sex or political affiliation.  So does the Equal Employment Opportunity Act need to be likewise amended. 

FALSIES

After the false witnesses put forth in the Kavanaugh hearings, what is it that makes anyone in this country think they can trust a word a Democrat says... especially Schiff? 

ON THE MOVE?

Hopefully, Nancy Pelosi, Adam Schiff and Jerry Nadler will move to Canada after Trump wins in 2020.  

WHY EPSTEIN "COMMITTED SUICIDE"

Dead men tell no tales.  

WE'RENOT GOING TO PLAY YOUR SILLY-ASSED GAMES ANY LONGER

President Trump to Jerry Nadler.

THE GRINCHES WHO STOLE CHRISTMAS

House Democrats have put the nation in a bad, bad mood for Christmas.  

We surely must reciprocate in November.  
 

I THOUGHT...

I thought Jeff Flake was going to run for president?  

EXIT STAGE LEFT

Bye, bye now... Kamalalalala.  

YES, IT'S TRUE

There's a move afoot within the Deep State establishment to hire illegal aliens to conduct the 2020 census.  

POOR, POOR HUNTER

Hunter Biden is pleading and demanding that his finances be kept secret during court proceedings brought by the mother of his child.  He's desperately afraid that the nosy media might find out how much money he bagged in Ukraine and China and report it to the public.  That would be unfair to his father, Joe.  Wah.