Hillary Rodham Clinton

Yo, though you lead me into the shadow of death,
Thy Rodham and thy staffs, they comfort me;
Truly, for Bill's name sake,
Thou must travel the great White Waters.

So be it, and so shall ye never be referred to as "Hillary the C-Word" again.
Now and for evermore, thou shalt be known as "Hillary the Rod."
And the world shall know better than to bend over in the shower.

Zing