Hillary vs Sex

Now that Hillary has been annointed by the press and media as the next President of the United States, I hereby ask why we cannot cancel the primaries, the conventions and the elections? Not only would we save millions, or maybe billions of dollars in associated costs, but we'll be spared all of those political phone calls, fundraising envelopes in the mail, and annoying ads on television and radio.

In addition, we will be able to focus our email activities back on hot, torrid sex, where it belongs.

ZING!