"BLANK" For President!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Any ole' asshole for President
Will do!

May God Bless Americans!

Hypocrites Come In All Colors

For decades upon decades, the blacks in America have been trumpeting the injustices brought upon them by whites, demanding that racial prejudice be wiped off the face of the earth.

In the meantime, we now learn as black leaders come forth in defense of Obama and Wright, black religious groups and churches across the national landscape have been spewing forth anti-white hatred and fomenting anti-American activities.

We should not be shocked, the leaders of black America shout. So, you can't blame Wright and you can't blame Obama. What is, is, "bro."

So, get over it, and get used to it, because Obama's going to be the next President of the United States.

Well, after hearing that presentation yesterday, I would have to surmise that the race card is not only on the table, but the black bigots are lining up to make this into a long, hot summer.

I WANNA BE AN AIRPORT SECURITY GUARD!

Nipple rings have been declared to be a security risk! I'll be the nipple inspector! Inspection room has to be kept at 39 degrees.

Will they let me wear my Chu man chu beard? I promise to keep abreast of any new updates! I'll have this job licked in no time!

Condi And Al Hear The Dance Music

The elephants have been at a disadvantage because they have neither a black or a woman running for office. Having Condi on Big Bad Johnny's ticket would solve that problem, and guess what? Like the little gal on the other side of the dance floor on prom night, she's telling some friends that's she's available to tango.

On the other hand, the donkeys are all braying about their poor choices in Hillary and Barracks and along comes good old Al who just might have a shot at winning, because I just know he invented the fox trot.

Hey, as long as you're passing the gray poop on, pass the popcorn too, will ya?

It's 3:00 AM In The White House; The Phone Rings

"Hi, Honey! It's me, Monica. Is the bitch asleep yet?"

The REAL Hillary Ooozes Out

Dirtmouth
Liar
Conniving
Demanding
Ugly

Future President of the United States.

The Bunny Hop

Think McCain is old enough to remember that? Or, is he TOO old to remember that?

Not that age should matter. Remember, we're keeping sex, race and now age out of this election. Heaven forbid, we're going to have to judge these guys on their ABILITIES?

WHAT A REVOLTIN' DEVELOPMENT THIS IS!!!

Guess What We're Having For Easter Dinner?

Democrat stew!

Isn't The World Of Politics Fun To Watch?

On the other hand, so are hangings.

Hillary Announces Both She And Obama Dropping Out!!!

At least, I think that's what she meant.

She did say that this election should not be about race or about gender......

Doesn't that mean they're dropping out?

"Did You Hear O'Bama's Speech?"

"Oh, yess! He's such an ello-kent speakah!"

"What did he have to say?"

"Uhhhhh. Cud you put some mayo-naze on that?"

Obama's Secret Name Change!

Presidential candidate changed name before entering Politics:

Barak H. Obama's real name is Barney Hennessey O'Bama.

He is a full-blooded Irishman. When asked why he changed

his name he said, "Who in their right mind would ever vote for

an Irishman?".......

Happy St. Paddy's Day to All my Irish friends......you too Barney!!

So, Is It Really Down To Just Hillary?

Thank Gawd she doesn't have any skeletons in HER closet! I mean, with all of the White Water records and Rose Law Firm documents and missing FBI files stuck in there, I don't think she has any ROOM for skeletons in her closet!

ZING!

I'm Not

A Marxist
A Member of Radical Islam
A Member of an Anti-American Church
The Guy Who Refused to Take His Oath of Office on the Bible
The Guy Who Refused to Hold His Hand Over His Heart When the American Flag Passed
The Guy Who Stands for Nothing, But Stands for Everything

I'm not Barrack Obama.

Clinton On Spitzer's Girlfriend!

Just kidding......

Fornicratic Party Takes A Hit!

I wonder why Bill Clinton remains uncharacteristically silent?

New Name For Democrats?

Fornicratic Party of America?

Spitzer For Vice President!

What can I say after that opening?

Zoom, zoom?

Hillary Clinton for Vice President?

Didn't she say she wants to be on the same ticket as Barracks?

Soccer Riots

Kinda look like the Democratic National Convention after Hillary says she'll let Barrack on her ticket if he'll shine her shoes for her.

Wanna Fly A Broom?

It's safer than flying Southwest

The Politicians & Media Are So Darned Smart....

Since they're got it all figured out about what we low-class citizens of the proletariat need in our lives, why don't we just let them cast our votes for us in November? That'll save us from embarrassing ourselves and we can use the time to clean out our houses so that the illegals they're all going to give amnesty to will have a place to live....

ZING!

Whose Election Is This, Anyway?

Ours, or the media's?

ZING!

Garbage

Tomorrow, the garbage man will come and take my discards to the dump.

I wonder if he has ever taken a gander at Hillary's rump?

ZING!

(Anyone know where I can find a wide, wide angle lens?)