Condi And Al Hear The Dance Music

The elephants have been at a disadvantage because they have neither a black or a woman running for office. Having Condi on Big Bad Johnny's ticket would solve that problem, and guess what? Like the little gal on the other side of the dance floor on prom night, she's telling some friends that's she's available to tango.

On the other hand, the donkeys are all braying about their poor choices in Hillary and Barracks and along comes good old Al who just might have a shot at winning, because I just know he invented the fox trot.

Hey, as long as you're passing the gray poop on, pass the popcorn too, will ya?