WRITE-IN "JOE THE PLUMBER!"

MATHEMATICAL DEDUCTION

If ACORN, a Democrat Party supporter, says they produced 1,300,000 new voter registrations, and we presume from the math provided so far that 50% are fraudulent and that there will only be a 50% national voter turnout, why not take 25% of the number of "registrations," or 325,000 and deduct that number from the Obama totals on November 4th in those states where ACORN operated?

Let's just call it a "redistribution of the vote."

ONE WAY TO GET THE DEMOCRATS TO START TALKING....

Is to have Joe Biden make a gaffe.

BORROW IT, DAMN IT!

If you don't have any money to spend, get another credit card and spend the limit to the max, right now. We need to get the economy moving. Oh, if the bank doesn't have the money to give you on a credit card, the government will lend it to them and then you can have your credit card and spend, spend, spend. If you don't pay it, we'll just raise taxes on everyone else to cover it. So, go and spend, spend, spend.

Oh? That's the attitude that got the country into this mess in the first place? Well, who cares? Borrow, borrow, borrow. Spend, spend, spend. Don't waste any time, now! Get with the program!

MCCAIN GETS STONG UNION ENDORSEMENT

National Plumbers Association

I DIDN'T KNOW RUSH LIMBAUGH WAS A RACIST

What does he race?

NO RESTRICTIONS ON BAILOUT MONEY?

That's what AIG says. They can do whatever their little old hearts want to do with it. Thank you, Mr. Paulson, for showing us how fucking brilliant you are. Hope you have fun with the next $700 billion.

On Anatomy

Colin Powell has endorsed Obama. I always knew Colin was an asshole. Assholes always get it in the end.

MONEY TRAIL?

Wouldn't it be something if we discovered that all of that money that was being sent overseas by businesses with terrorist ties was not coming back... to Obama's campaign coffers?

JOE THE PLUMBER

AND HIS CUTE CUCUMBER!
WILL PAY MORE IN TAXES,
THAN HE SPENDS IN PROPHYLACTICS!

LATEST ELECTION POLL - ACORN SPECIAL

JUST IN from the swing states....

ACORN POLLING SERVICE HAS OBAMA LEADING MCCAIN BY 112% OF THE VOTE TO MCCAIN'S 4% OF THE VOTE!

ANOTHER CONGRESSIONAL PECKERHEAD BITES THE DUST

No wonder they can't get anything done!



They stick "it" here, they stick it there, they stick it everywhere! They'll screw anyone. That's their operative word..."SCREW!"

NUTS ARE IN SEASON

ACORN

YES, CONGRESS CREATED THIS MESS, TOO!

Vote 'em Out! Vote ALL incumbents OUT!

LET'S EXPORT OUR FINANCIAL WOES

Close down Ford, GM, Chrysler and sell only foreign-built cars and trucks. Sell the airlines, banks, mortgage companies, farms, and grocery chains to foreign investors. This way, we don't own anything and all of the financial woes belong to them, and we can pay off our national debt.

We're getting sold down the river anyway, so let's make a total commitment out of it.

WHAT HAS OBAMA GOT TO HIDE?

Why won't he tell us about his past at Occidental, Columbia or Harvard? A President's life should be like an open book, and if he won't open it, he most certainly shouldn't be President.

NOW THEY'RE GOING TO BUY BANKS? HAVE THEY TRULY GONE MAD?

They put almost $1 trillion into the fiancial markets and the DOW had it's biggest drop in history. The populace is all ready to march on Washington and to demand accountability for their actions, and now the bastards want to buy banks?

The way you fuckers have screwed up the money in this world already, I'll be damned if I'm going to leave my money in ANY bank that you get your hands on!

At least you commies could send us all a jar of Vaseline!

HANG ON TO THOSE PENNIES!

The way things are going, you'll be able to buy shares of blue-chip stock with them by the end of the month.

IS CONGRESS WORTH IT?

When we total the monetary value of the elements in our bodies and the value of the average person's skin, we arrive at a net worth of $4.50! Let's see, if we melt them all down and sell their ingredients, that'll be roughly 525 Congress Members times $4.50 or..... $2,362.50, just a tad short of the $700 billion bailout bill.

NOW, THEY'RE CRYING IN THEIR CRIBS!

"It's not fair. We did what we thought was best for the country. What do they know, anyway? 78% of them are angry? We saved their butts from being hurt by our mistakes and they're angry anyway? There's a movement on to vote us out of office? Those ingrates!"

ANOTHER BAIL OUT COMING SOON TO A WALLET NEAR YOU?

Bush hinted at it when he said that we're not out of the woods yet. Now, the smell of raw sewage has oozed out into the media, which hints that another bailout "may" be needed.

You don't suppose those bastards have decided to wait until after the elections to spring this on us, do you?

FOUR WEEKS TO GO UNTIL ELECTION DAY

Four weeks to go until we throw the bastards out.

SIMPSON GUILTY

Guess he can't make his mortgage payments. Thank God we kicked in $700 billion to help him out.

AH, THE SWEET SMELL OF BULLSHIT

$250,000? WHO GIVES A DAMN?

How many average Americans who are going to pay this $700 billion along with children and grandchildren... Even care whether the FDIC insurance is $100,000 or $250,000? Just how many of them even have over $10,000 in the damned banks in the first place?

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