LET'S EXPORT OUR FINANCIAL WOES

Close down Ford, GM, Chrysler and sell only foreign-built cars and trucks. Sell the airlines, banks, mortgage companies, farms, and grocery chains to foreign investors. This way, we don't own anything and all of the financial woes belong to them, and we can pay off our national debt.

We're getting sold down the river anyway, so let's make a total commitment out of it.