BILLY MAYS DIES

In recent months...even years... Billy Mays was seen on more TV's than Michael Jackson, by far. Yet, his death will most certainly not get 24/7 coverage for three days. In fact, this post may be the only mention whatsoever of his death. Maybe he should have had his nose bobbed.

Dead at age 50, he was the bearded guy who pitched Oxyclean, remote control electric switches, and heavy-duty bonding putty.