WW III

Holder vs Cheney

WHAT WE REALLY NEED TO KNOW FROM THE CIA

Now that Holder is going after the CIA, maybe they'll return the favor and let us in on a few of Obama's secrets.

HOPEFULLY, THE PROPOSED HEALTH CARE PLAN IS ALSO DEAD

Now, let's work together to build upon Kennedy's mistakes and to create a newer and better plan... One that retains the quality of service and improves life for all Americans, as opposed to the Great American Tragedy that Obama would force upon us.

END OF A DYNASTY

So long, Mr. Kennedy. Give our fondest regards to Mary Jo.

HOW TO SOLVE THE NATIONAL DEBT CRISIS

Who creates and authorizes the national debt?

Congress.

How do you stop the national debt?

Fire Congress.

IF OBAMA SINKS ANY LOWER IN THE POLLS...

He's going to need a parachute to get off the dime.

GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH CARE IN ACTION: V.A. Snafu

An embarrassed Veteran's Administration is running for cover after misdiagnosing about 1,200 vets as having Lou Gehrig's Disease. If I remember correctly, they are a "single-payer" system?

NOT SO SWEET MEMORIES

The one fart everyone remembers in life is the first one they let out on a date.

TRAGEDIAN TRIAD

If Obama, Reid and Pelosi had been around in their jobs 60 years ago, they'd have all been thrown into the dungeon by the McCarthy Committee.

OLIGARCHY

Name of new Washington social club started by The Messiah, Princess "The Broom" Nancy and Prince "Mr. Clean" Harry

WHEN TED KENNEDY DIES

Do you suppose they'll rename it the "Ted Kennedy Government-Run Health Care Plan" and ramrod it through Congress "in his honor?"

LOCKERBIE RELEASE UPROAR IS HYPOCRITICAL

Most of the guys in Gitmo are directly or indirectly responsible for killing 3,000 Americans. The guy in Lockerbie only killed 271, most of which were Americans. Yet, we want to bring the Gitmo gang stateside where they can avail themselves of our legal system, get tried before some whacko Judge, given credit for "time served," and sent home to THEIR hero welcomes?

What are you, some kind of a nutcase?

I AM NOT ANGRY AND OUTRAGED AT WASHINGTON

I'm livid.

DID YOU GET YOUR WHITE HOUSE EMAIL?

If you are not on the email list of "enemies," you're missing out on the biggest social networking event of the century!

DRASTIC REDUCTION IN AVAILABILITY OF SWINE FLU VACCINE

The Department of Health and Human Services says that it "over-estimated" the number of swine flu shots that would be available starting next month. Their estimate was 120 million. Now, they're saying 45 million. They need 600 million.

ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO LET THESE LAME-BRAINED IDIOTS RUN OUR HEALTH CARE SYSTEM?

HAVE YOU, BY ANY CHANCE, NOTICED?

The more you water and fertilize, the faster things grow?

Maybe we should quit watering and fertilizing Washington....

HOW HARRY REID CAN LOOK IN THE MIRROR...

And call the rest of the country "Evil-Mongers,"
I will never know.

DOESN'T IT JUST BUG THE CRAP OUT OF YOU?

Sarah Palin is not going away.

Get used to a breath of fresh air.

GOOD IDEA, BARRACKS

Why don't YOU shut up and get out of the way?

BIRDS OF A FEATHER

Snakes and politicians.

CASH FOR CLUNKERS? A BETTER DEAL?

Why can't we trade in our old wives for new, more efficient models and make $4,500 in the process?

CALLING ALL SWASTIKA-CARRYING MOBSTERS

Don't forget to re-elect Pelosi in the 2010 elections!

SPINNING WHEEL

Is working overtime at the White House. Obama must be getting dizzy with all of his spinning.

NO WONDER PELOSI HAS BAGS UNDER HER EYES

With all of the ugly things she says, how can she sleep at night?
Quick! Grab your swastika and go join the mob!

HUMPTY DUMPTY SAT ON THE WALL

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
And all of the Messiah's horses and all of the Messiah's men,
Couldn't put Humpty Dumpty together again...
Because he was on the new Government Health Plan.

IS THIS THE BAD PRESS OBAMA'S PISSING AND MOANING ABOUT?

http://la-gun.com/email/manning/

NORTH KOREANS SEND TWO PANDAS TO U.S.

Lee and Ling landed today!

Oh, the Pandas were Ling-Ling and Hsing-Hsing and sent to Nixon by the Chinese? Lee and Ling are not Pandas?

Guess I'd better quit drinking scotch.

BARNEY FRANKFARTER IS FOR IT

He says the new government health plan is terrific. Given his track record in the House Finance Oversight Committee, that means it's going to be another clusterf**k with our money.

THAT BARRACK IS SUCH A SMOOOOOTH TALKER

Sometimes, he reminds me of the fuhrer.

BERNANKE AND GEITHNER

B.A.G. for short.

(Bag....let's see... bag men.... bagmen. Remember in the movie, "THE GODFATHER....." Oh, never mind. I must have had too much beer at the Round Table the other day.....)

RECESSION IS OVER!!!

The recovery is complete, according to NEWSWEEK.

(Tell that to the people in the unemployment lines. Better yet, tell that to the Chinese, who are about ready to yank our credit privileges.)

HOORAY!!!
The recession is OVER!!!!! OVER!!! OVER!!!

(The REALLY Great Depression starts tomorrow...)

http://js.polls.yahoo.com/quiz/quiziframe.php?poll_id=46067

ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT OUR GROWING BUDGET DEFICIT?

Obviousy, so are the Chinese and, it seems, they hold all of the checkers.

http://js.polls.yahoo.com/quiz/quiziframe.php?poll_id=46067