POLANSKI IS THE EPITOME OF AMERICAN GOVERNMENT

He likes sex, he likes drugs, he likes power, he doesn't care what anyone else thinks.

Hooray for him.

NY TIMES TO GET FEDERAL BAILOUT?

Stuck in a growing sea of red ink, the NEW YORK TIMES is edging closer yo bankruptcy and the Obama Administration is edging closer to a federal bailout / takeover of the former news giant. It looks to me as if Obama is buying up the country with our money.

SENATE GETS UGLY

Refuses to allow citizens to see their Health Care Bill before they vote on it on the basis that we can't understand the language? Threaten to pass it whether we like it or not?

WHO IN THE SAM HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? YOU WORK FOR ME; I'LL BE DAMNED IF I WILL ACCEPT THIS, WHERE YOU START HIDING FROM ME WHAT YOU VOTE ON. YOU WORK FOR ME, AND DON'T YOU EVER FORGET IT!

Or, is your memory not that long?

TERRORIST PLOTS MULTIPLY

Domestic terrorist plots have been on a dramatic increase. Perhaps it's time Obama invited them over for a beer.

FRANKFARTER RIDES AGAIN!

The venerable meathead of the House of Representatives wonders if the legislation to defund ACORN amounts to an unlawful Bill of Attainder as he rises to ACORN's defense. He is definitely one of several hundred Members of Congress who should not allow the Capitol doors to hit their butts on their way out.

We need to take America back.

PITTSBURGH

The G Spot of the world.....

DIPLOMATIC RELATIONS

I hear they had tea and scalawags at the United Nations yesterday.

NO WONDER WE'RE IN TROUBLE

With all of Obama's traveling around from country to country, city to city, T.V. show to T.V. show.... WHO'S READING AND SIGNING THE CONGRESSIONAL BILLS?

(Maybe its the Bill Czar?)

WHY CASH FOR CLUNKERS WAS A SUCCESS

It's taken 95% of the "OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT" bumper stickers off the road.

MISSILE DEFENSE

Having a missile defense system presumes that you have a country left to defend.

PAGES

I wonder why it takes over 1,000 pages to write a national health care Bill, but less than five to deny ACORN further funding?

CORRUPTION IN WASHINGTON

Washington is soooo corrupt that, if you sent all of the corrupt politicians and bureaucrats to jail, you could buy land there for $1 an acre.

I'M A RACIST

If all blacks who would be President would be as bad a President as Obama is, than I guess that makes me a racist.

JUDGEMENT DAY

Judging by the verbiage coming out of our President's mouth these days, I would have to say that the White House Plumbers, (you remember those guys, don't you?), did not prevent the B.S. from backing up.

FIGMENT

Since Obama wasn't born in Hawaii OR Nigeria, I submit he does not exist. Therefore, he is but a figment of our imagination.

What a nightmare this is turning out to be....

MESSAGE FOR OBAMA, REID AND PELOSI

WAY TO GO, JOE!

LONGING FOR THE GOOD OLD DAYS OF BUSH

Remember the days recently gone by when we were all complaining about Bush? Well, now we have the R.I.I.C. --- Real Idiot In Charge

(And, it's a VERY sad state of affairs when you have to admit that you'd rather have Carter than Obama...)

WHAT THE COAST GUARD SAID

After their "training" incident on the Potomac...

"Don't worry, Mr. Obama! The Coast is clear!"

SKID MARKS

Now that ACORN is in deep doo doo, I hear that Obama has skid marks in his shorts?

BIN LADEN MAY WIN!

At the rate we're going, we'll be out of money to sustain the war against terror by the end of 2011. (Maybe we can all hang around the airports in Pakistan chanting "Hare Krishna) to raise money for bullets?

SCIENTISTS MAKE MICE LEVITATE

That's gonna drive the women absolutely nuts!

IT'S 09-09-09

Now the question is this:

Does the month come first and the year last, or does the year come first and the month last; or is it the date first, then the month and then the year? Keep your eyes on the clock, because at nine seconds after 9:09 AM, it'll be 09:09:09 on 09-09-09 and you know what that means?

Neither do I.

HOW TO TALK WITH GOD

Send an email to messiah@whitehouse.gov

HARRY AND NANCY ARE IN BIG TROUBLE

Maybe the Three Mouseketeers - Charlie Rangel, Chris Dodd and Barney Frank can save them?

(All for one and one for all! Yippeee!)

LABEL

273,000 NEW GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES!

Judging by the people Obama is surrounding himself with, they'll probably all be friends of Bill Ayers, members of ACORN or the SEIU, or fresh out of prison.

OBAMA WILL SOON HAVE US BY OUR FAMILY JEWELS

Senate Bill 773 will give him the power to shut down the Internet... whenever he wants. (Well, at least your wife won't be able to use her credit cards...)

DOMINICK DUNNE

Dominick Dunne died last week at the age of 83. Buried by Ted Kennedy's death, the Dunne obit barely got a mention. He was a well-known author and had a mystery television production on TRUE TV. He died of bladder cancer, and that's a real pisser.

OUR GOVERNMENT HAS BECOME A NOXIOUS WEED

The term "weed" means different things to different people. In the broadest sense, it is any plant growing where it is not wanted. Legally, a noxious weed is any plant That is injurious to public health, agriculture, recreation, wildlife or property. A noxious weed is also commonly defined as a plant that grows out of place and is competitive, persistent, and pernicious"

TAKING OUR COUNTRY BACK

Sometimes I wonder if, when we take our country back from the idiotic politicians who are running it, we will have the courage to shrink the size of government at the same time.