Wednesday, August 31, 2011

TONIGHT'S FIGHT CARD

These three 10-rounders would fill any stadium in the country:
  • "Packhorse" Perry vs "Mitt the Mitt" Romney
  • "Shooter" Cheney vs "Petty" Powell
  • "Lucky" Limbaugh vs "Bumbling Barry" Obama
Bring out the ring girls and the beer.