OBAMA'S ENTITLEMENTS

There is growing concern among those in Washington about what title to use when addressing Obama:
Shah
Premier
Pharoah
Potentate
God
Fuhrer
Dictator
Czar
High Czar
Warlord
Absolute Monarch
Tsar
Oligarch
Master
Kaiser
Your Highness
Rajah
Sultan
Sheik
Emir
Khan
High Lama
Lord
Boss
or, simply "Cock of the Walk"