Tuesday, December 31, 2013

THANK YOU

SPECIAL POST

As this year of scandals comes to a close, I'd like to thank you for your readership.  In growing numbers, you have been following all of my blogs and it's indeed heartwarming to know that what I have to say and the opinions I have to give mean something to someone.  

My objective in posting these blogs is to keep people aware of what is going on around them in this country, not only from a political standpoint, but also with respect to important stories of every kind that do not make the daily news.  Of course, it is incumbent upon me to add my incredible wit, sarcastic as it maybe at times, sprinkled with a few puns and plays on words to try and put a smile on people's faces when we are living in times that make it difficult to smile.  

With your permission, I'll keep writing and blogging along... It's the American thing to do.  

... The Unknown Scribbler

Monday, December 30, 2013

MAN OF THE YEAR: IT'S A FOUR-WAY TOSSUP

Edward Snowden?
Phil Robertson?
Barack Hussein Obama?
?

Sunday, December 29, 2013

SHUCK AND DUCK DYNASTY

Our President and Congress. 

Saturday, December 28, 2013

AMERICA'S MILITARY VETERANS

Spit on them.  They're third class citizens!  

Is that what our President and Congress would have us believe? 

Friday, December 27, 2013

OBAMA ACTUALLY BORN IN...

Research shows that Barack Husssssein Obama was actually born in Honolulu, Hawaii in a manger, because his parents had no health insurance.  The three wise men, Harry Reid, Bill Ayers and Tony Rezko were in attendance.  Rosie O'Donnell sang "Oh, Promise Me!" while Seinfeld was the Master of Ceremonies.  What a joke...

Thursday, December 26, 2013

YOU CAN RELAX NOW

The Emperor, His Highness, the Premier Messiah has left the mainland for the holidays. 

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

GIVE YOURSELF A TREAT THIS CHRISTMAS

Put ObamaCare under the tree...  You never know when your dog might get pregnant...

Monday, December 23, 2013

A CHRISTMAS STORY

THE REAL SCROOGE LIVES IN THE WHITE HOUSE

Sunday, December 22, 2013

THE WORD IS

ObamaCare has a new pair of pajamas for Christmas!

Friday, December 20, 2013

MEET

MISS LUBE RACK 1955
Nancy Pelosi
Still Greasing America

Thursday, December 19, 2013

SEARCHLIGHT

Used to designate airports and houses of prostitution.  Example: Harry Reid is from Searchlight, Nevada. 

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

FOG

Permanent residence of Nancy Pelosi. 

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

PERIOD

Absolute warning that the statement just made is an outright lie.  I.E.:  "Tomorrow, the sun will rise in the west.  Period." 

Monday, December 16, 2013

LAWRENCE OF ARABIA

Goodbye to Peter O'Toole.  Here's to drinkin' with you. 

Sunday, December 15, 2013

HERE'S A POST FROM SIX YEARS AGO...

"The Odds That Iran Has Actually Shut Down Its Nuclear Program

Are about the same as the odds that you'll find a snowball in hell." 

(And they're still saying that progress is being made.)

Saturday, December 14, 2013

YEAR'S WORST JOKE

Barack Hussein Obama

Friday, December 13, 2013

Thursday, December 12, 2013

ANOTHER GRIMM'S FAIRY TALE

Let's see... Uncle Onyango was here illegally for 20 years and they had been trying to deport him.  He got arrested for driving under the influence and wanted to call the White House for help.  The White House denied that Obama had ever met his uncle Onyango.  Then Onyango got called into court again for another deportation hearing and they granted him permanent residency because he's been a "model" citizen, after which the White House admitted that Barack had actually stayed with his uncle for a while in Cambridge and had seen him a few times after that.  Finally, the White House flatly denied that Barack had anything at all to do with the court's decision regarding his uncle.  Whereupon the sugar plum fairy danced on Rudolph's nose and left a quarter under Barack's pillow and the Democrats lived happily ever after. 

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

HA, HA, HA , HA

So, you've been unemployed for the last three years, lost your house, car, furniture and spouse... and now they require you to sign up for the BIG JOKE... ObamaCare? 

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

VANISHED

I once knew a 120 pound gal who lost 200 pounds on Michelle Obama's latest diet. 

Monday, December 09, 2013

I'M TICKED OFF TO NO END

I'm on Medicare with a supplement and have full coverage for everything for about a total of $450 per month and it really ticks me off to hear that I do not qualify for ObamaCare at $1,200 per month with  $4,000 deductible.  But then again, as a 71-year-old male, if I ever got pregnant I'd be covered.  Yes, I'm ticked off. 

Sunday, December 08, 2013

ONCE A LIAR, ALWAYS A LIAR?

With all of these Obama lies about Benghazi, ObamaCare and unemployment figures, how can you expect me to believe that he was actually born in the United States? 

Saturday, December 07, 2013

WHEN GOD DELIVERED THE TEN COMMANDEMENTS TO MOSES...

I don't think he had virus protection on his tablet. 

Friday, December 06, 2013

NELSON MANDELA

Now, he was a black leader with the correct vision of the world, the humility to accept his mistakes and the fortitude to insist on high standards of accomplishment. 

Thursday, December 05, 2013

Wednesday, December 04, 2013

FIAT

No, it's not a fancy Italian car.  It's how Obama intends to rule for the next three years. 

Tuesday, December 03, 2013

OH, GREAT SWAMI...

Let's see... Press, Republicans, news media, insurance companies, doctors... Is there ANY one out there outside of Obama who is NOT to blame for the ObamaMare?  Hmmm? 

Monday, December 02, 2013