FREE SPEECH ZONE

The new National Free Speech Zone has been established.  Located at the top of Mt. Rainier in Washington State, the 12' x 12' plot is the only official plot where Americans can say anything that is not politically correct.  According to White House spokesman Ahmad Rashid Yousef, Mt. Rainier will now be renamed Mount Obama and the road leading to the designated plot will be paved with broken promises and outright lies.