MELANIA AND HEIDI

Slimed Republican Wives Club
 

ODD MAN OUT?

John Kasich. 

HOLD IT!

The San Francisco City Council has banned travel to North Carolina after that state passed legislation preventing anti-discrimination protections for gay, lesbian and transgender people.  If they don't have transgender bathrooms, you can't travel there.  So, if your trip happens to take you through North Carolina, you'll just have to hold it.  
 

THE PSYCHO WARDS ARE FULL OF PEOPLE

Who think they have Obama figured out.  
 

IT'S EASTER

Hop to it!  
 

NEW BOOK ABIOUT OBAMA

LAST TANGO IN BUENOS AIRES. 

ROB FORD

Goodbye to the political comedian from Toronto.  

 

GLENN BECK IS PREGNANT

And he's going to have a cow if Trump wins the Republican nomination.  

NEW WASHINGTON OPERA STAR

Pagliano sings.  

Clinton going absolutely berserk.  

MEGYN KELLY

Will never be Trump's Press Secretary.  
 

MITT ROMNEY TO THE RESCUE

Saving the world from Donald Trump

 

PRESIDENTIAL COMPROMISE

Nobody wants Hillary, Bernie, Donald, Ted or John.  

So, why don't we just keep Barack around for another four years?  

Just askin'.....
 

VOTE MITT ROMNEY

For God...

Or Else.    

CAITLYN JENNER

Just loves Ted Cruz....

Oh, boy... or should I say "girl?" 

THE PUPPET AND THE PUPPETMASTER

Rubio and Romney, in that order.  

NANCY REAGAN

A caring, giving and most gracious First Lady.  

THE NEW AMERICAN FASCIST PARTY

Led by Mitch McConnell, Paul Ryan and Mitt Romney.  

Oh, and by the way... your required $250 donation is late and you're going to get a nasty letter in the mail. 

NEWLY DISCOVERED GALAXY 13.5 BILLION LIGHT YEARS AWAY

And when is the last time you saw a sleek Ford Galaxy?  
 

WHO IS THE I.R.S.?

I received a call from a Florida number from a guy with a deep foreign accent saying he was from the I.R.S. and that they were in the process of bringing lawsuit against me. So, I said: "Who is the I.R.S.?" 

I guess he didn't know the answer.  He hung up.  
 

THAT EXPLAINS IT

Obama's mother had the Zika Virus.  

SUPER WEDNESDAY

DESPERADOS

Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz.