IVANKA TRUMP'S LESBIAN-RUSSIAN AFFAIR

Several days ago, a neighbor of a suspected Russian agent's ex-wife used a restroom at Trump Tower in New York City.  Fourteen hours later, Ivanka Trump entered the same restroom.  The logical conclusion is that Ivanka is having a lesbian affair with the woman and is passing on American secrets  to her. 

Now, doesn't that just like a NEW YORK TIMES or CNN Headline story?