RAISING A STINK

An Australian man is suing his former boss on the grounds that the boss bullied him by letting obnoxious farts. 

"I would be sitting with my face to the wall and he would come into the room, which was small and had no windows," he told the Australian Associated Press following a recent hearing.  "He would fart behind me and walk away. He would do this five or six times a day." 

BITTER, DRIED-UP, OLD, USELESS VINDICTVE COW

NANCY PELOSI UNMASKED

NERVOUS AS CATS ON A HOT TIN ROOF

Conservative employees at FOX NEWS.  

BETO

Represents all of the beetles in the Democrat Party.  

EXCITEMENT

The list of candidates for the Democrat Party nomination for the presidency is so far about as exciting as a turd in a punch bowl. 

I LIKE CONGRESSIONAL POLITICIANS

MENU

• Rinse thoroughly to remove bullshit, booze and fertilizer.  
• Season heavily with Kosher salt, Montreal Chicken Seasoning 
• Marinate with Habanero sauce for 11.68 minutes per pound
• Place on skewers, rotate on charcoal rotisserie at 225 degrees for 7.991 minutes per pound
• Slice at 45 degree angle
• Baste pieces in Red's Pure Old Hot Sauce 
• Place on ceramic dish and cook on high in 1200 degree microwave for 76 seconds
• Serve with dipping containers of  mixed melted, unsalted butter and wee wee.  

NEW 2020 REPUBLICAN TICKET!!!

JEB AND MITT IN 2020!!!

Oh, I can hardly wait...

JOE BIDEN...

Still good for a laugh. 

JUDGE JEANINE'S REPLACEMENT AT FOX NEWS?

Former Democratic National Committee Chairwoman Donna Brazile?  

Is FOX NEWS now part of the mainstream media? 

SLEEPLESS ALL WEEKEND

Trying to think of a single person in Congress... Democrat or Republican... worthy of my vote in 2020.  Not a damned one of them gives a hoot about you or me or what is right for the country... not one. 

SABOTAGE OF THE VILE

Once again, the Republicans in Congress have crapped on their party loyalists, pissed all over their membership wishes and shot our country in the foot.  They are vile and they are treacherous; they are not Americans and they'd had better start cleaning out their damned offices, because we are coming after them.   

THE ULTIMATE GOVERNMENT CRAMDOWN

The constant shift to and from... Daylight Savings Time.  

NEXT MOVE FOR NANCY

Now that Nancy Pelosi is virtually being relieved of her position by Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, one can't help but wonder what's next for the House Witch... Maybe she'll move into a secluded retirement home, surrounded by her loving illegal friends from down south?  
 

JUST BECAUSE ILHAN OMAR, THE DEMS AND THE MUSLIMS HATE THE JEWS...

... Doesn't mean they don't hate Christians.  

BERNIE SANDERS IS GOING TO TRANSFORM THIS COUNTRY

Barack Obama promised to transform this country and look what HE did to us!

SHARIA LAW TAKING OVER THE HOUSE?

I hear through the grapevine that Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib are demanding the installation of prayer rugs on the House Floor.... facing the East. 

YET ANOTHER DEMOCRAT CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT?

Rumor has it that Kathy Griffin is about to announce her candidacy...

DEMOCRATS ARE LIKE CATTLE

And they're beginning to smell more and more like the stockyards.  

WHAT THE DEMOCRATS WON'T TELL YOU

I have come to the conclusion that the real reason the Democrats hate President Trump so much is that they do not have one single soul in their party who can measure up to his abilities, patriotism, ethics or moral fiber.  Not one. 

HAS PELOSI LOST HER GRIP?

A couple of weeks ago, I suggested that AOC was on a quest to seize the House Speaker's job from Nancy Pelosi.  Well now... Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has openly defied Pelosi on several occasions, even going so far as to respond to questions on the issue from reporters by asserting, "I'm the boss."  

Meow. 

SEX, SEX AND MORE SEX

It's interesting to note that Robert Kraft is being widely criticized for patronizing a spa and having sex, but nobody has called for closing down the spa.  In fact, I would not be surprised to hear that House Dems have been flocking there ever since the news came out...