CEMETERY MADNESS

The overwhelming majority, 78.3% of people in cemeteries, are demanding mail-in ballots! 

HERTZ

Hurts.  

DREAM

I don't know about you, but I'm getting damned sick and tired of living the Democrats' dream for America! 

BIDEN CLAIMS THE LIFELONG SUPPORT OF NAACP?

The NAACP immediately fires back it has never endorsed him, saying it has never endorsed anyone. 

Not even Barack Hussein Soetoro Obama.  

STILL LOCKED IN?

GOVERNMENT LIAR'S CONTEST WINNER

It was a tossup between Schiff and Rice. 

COVID BOREDOM

I'm as bored as an Amish electrician!

WHAT'S GOOD ABOUT THE COVID-19?

While Covid-19 has wreaked havoc with out health and economic systems, there's one good thing it has done: It has outed the dozens of tyrannical Democrats in government statehouses and city halls across the country for who they really are.  

HAS ANYONE TOLD JOE?

More than one top DNC general has said that Joe Biden will not be the party's candidate going into the November elections.  

PELOSI IS LOSING HER GRIP!

Things are getting testy in the back halls of Congress.  Many Democrats are bolting, saying they will vote against Pelosi's $3 trillion "relief" package that's full of pork sausage.  Lovely Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, in the meanwhile, is again angling to take Pelosi's Speaker's job.  

TESTY GOVERNOR'S SNIT FITS

I wonder what Michigan's Governor Gretchen Whitmer is going to do after the citizens literally throw her out on the street?  Cry like a baby?  Blame it on Trump? 

TWISTING SLOWLY, EVER SO SLOWLY IN THE WIND

I wonder if it bothers the Democrats any that the only person they have left who can save the party is... Bernie Sanders?  
 

MODERN DAY DETECTIVE WORK

Deputy: "So, how will I catch the guy who robbed you?  Any identifying characteristics?"

Victim: "Yes!  He's the only guy in town who isn't wearing a mask!"

ROY HORN

Literally the cat's meow...

His final disappearance.   

"CHINESE VIRUS" IS HATE SPEECH

The San Antonio City Council is considering sending people to jail for using the words "Chinese virus."  I think the City Council should be put in jail for trying to censor free speech. 

Considering the fact that the Chinese unleashed the virus on us in the first place and that it was an act of biological warfare, I'd just as soon call it the "Chink virus." 

HANDY TIP FOR REDUCING LAUNDRY COSTS

Stay naked.  

NOW IS THE TIME FOR ALL GOOD AMERICANS...

To vote out every damned member of Congress.  

UNCONSTITUTIONAL FARCE

Chinese Virus restrictions.  

CHRISTIANS GET BOOTED FROM NYC

Samaritan's Purse, a Christian-based humanitarian relief organization run by Franklin Graham, established a field hospital in Central Park to help the city in the COVID-19 battle. The move has been decried by the left due to Samaritan Purse's biblical views on sexuality, despite the organization's commitment to serve every patient without discrimination.  

New York City doesn't want any help from Christians?   

GONE MISSING IN NEW YORK!

They're saying that New York state mismanaged millions of Chinese Virus dollars, paying for equipment that never arrived and ordering other equipment that was never used.  Money... substantial money... could well have gone south. 

Isn't it unbelievable that such a thing could happen in New York, of all places? 

DE BLASIO: PERSONA NON GRATA

Don't look for charming New York City Mayor DeBlasio to be invited to any bar mitzvahs in the near future. 

But, while showing his bigotry toward Jews, he had no compunctions about offering Muslims free meals during Ramadan.