To A Detractor About Clinton

Upon careful evaluation of your asstoot statement by our highly qualified and professional staff, you should be reminded there are several months left before the Democratic National Convention. While our staff does concede that top Democratic Party officials and key office holders are flocking toward Obama like fleas deserting a sinking rat, and while labor and other influential organizations are also endorsing Obama, you can expect that hairsylist John Edwards and the other remaining candidates will go bye bye, leaving only Clinton and Obama in the running at convention time. But, as afraid of Clinton as they are, I don't think southern Democrats are ready for a black president and I don't think northern Democrats are ready for a black Muslim president, (study his background). Therefore, although the tide today appears in Obama's favor, the seeds of racism have been planted and they will sprout big and strong on the convention floor. So saieth the Lord Unknown Scribbler of the Twelfth and Almighty House of Prophecy.

ZING!

P.S. Whether or not she'll beat McCain remains to be seen.